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The amount of times I have directly or indirectly been involved in an altercation at 7-Eleven is really just TOO MANY any way I look at it.
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Hello friends and family. I am sharing my recent donation I made on the CUDDLY platform to raise awareness of this pet. They have a goal to raise more and they're getting really close but we could still use your help! Donate today at the CUDDLY cuddly.com/donate/4920741/ca…
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Happy YOU WOULDN'T DARE day!!! I love these messy summer kids so much, and I hope you do too!
Huge huge thanks of course to @thedaysbetween and the whole team at @WednesdayBooks for making this book possible! I'm so excited to celebrate together!
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It's the last day of February and summer is a little bit closer! You can start summer even earlier with an excerpt from YOU WOULDN'T DARE! 👇👇👇
Start reading an excerpt from the book Amanda Quain calls "a sun-drenched, salt-scented hug"! YOU WOULDN'T DARE by @sammarkum releases 3/28, but you can read the first chapter now!
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It's time for a YOU WOULDN'T DARE preorder campaign!!
Any preorder or library request gets 1 two-sided bookmark, 3 stickers, and a signed YWD bookplate! Just fill out this form: forms.gle/E5t2mcR2JRN9wjFq5
(Any issues, email me at [email protected])
*US only
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Soak up the sun with a fabulous new romance! YOU WOULDN'T DARE by @sammarkum is "steeped in a sense of place, you can practically feel the salt spray and smell the Coppertone on every page." (@susanjenna)
On sale 3/28/23! Order your copy now: read.macmillan.com/lp/you-wo…
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Summer is about being late to everything...even love.
YOU WOULDN'T DARE by @sammarkum is for everyone who loves re-watching Gilmore Girls or devoured every Sarah Dessen book available. You don't want to miss this summery rom-com!
On sale 3.28.23. read.macmillan.com/lp/you-wo…
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I am not sharing the crossword puzzle. But i fucking see you @nytimes
On the first day of Chanukah.
It's on purpose.
If you still subscribe to them after 100 years of N%zi sympathy..... you might be a N%zi sympathizer.
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The @nytimes published this puzzle on the first day of Hanukkah.
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This is the NYTimes crossword puzzle today on the first day of Hanukka.
What the hell, @nytimes?
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my best friend's sister just promoted my book in the middle of her residency interview so I guess opportunity really can arise in the MOST unlikely places
I wonder if my recorded customer service calls ARE ever used for quality control and training purposes?? It would just be this
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Nominations for this year’s Book Shimmy Awards are open! If you loved Doe and Wells, the whole Weston gang, and maybe even Three 😈 it would mean the world to me if you’d consider nominating THIS MAY END BADLY!
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the don’t call me before 10am and don’t call me after 10pm duo






















