I blaze that sticky green to drown the agony them useless quacks left me rotting in 💚

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🚨‼️ GIVEAWAY TIME!!! ‼️🚨 Since y’all keep showing up and growing life or no life, we’re dropping another pack giveaway from @gasmanthegascan! What’s up for grabs: One full pack from the Strawberry Man Cummeth lineup (or Final Rounds if you’re feeling spicy). Winner gets to pick their poison. How to enter: • Follow @gasmanthegascan • Like + Retweet this post • Drop a comment with your worst grow fail (bonus points if it involves overwatering, light burn, or “I thought it was a nutrient deficiency but it was just me being stupid”) Funny Rules (no exceptions): 1. Must be 21+. If you’re not, go water your plants and come back in a few years. 2. If you’ve never killed a plant, you’re disqualified. We only want real growers with trauma. 3. Comment must include the word “strawberry” or “gas” or we assume you’re a bot. 4. No “just following the rules” comments. Be funny or be gone. 5. Winner gets drawn in 48 hours. If you win and don’t claim it within 24 hours, it goes to the person with the saddest grow story. 6. Must promise to update the timeline with progress pics or face public shaming in the group chat (there is no group chat, but still). Grow life or no life, everybody. Winner announced soon. Good luck and don’t forget to check your pH. 🌱🔥 #Giveaway #cannabisgrower #gasinthedeapass #growlifeornolife #StrawberryManCummeth 💚
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SMOKE YOUR WEED MFS
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Exactly!
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It’s amazing how bars can just be open all day everyday selling booze to problem drinkers but a recovering alcoholic can’t grow a medicinal plant in his backyard without fear of the state destroying his life over it.
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If you sell a few drugs you could go to jail for ever So what you have to do is sell the whole world drugs then pay a fine.
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Gorgeous autumn foliage on this Acer palmatum ‘Murasaki-kiyohime' 👌🏼😍🎈
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Good morning everyone happy Tuesday have a good one 💯💚💨💨💨💚💯 Super Skunk @SensiSeeds Afghani BX @mxgenetics Dante's Revenge @TheSeedShopUK Day 49 flower just another week for the 2 at the back by the looks off it
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The best time of the year is here!! And that means it's time for the Halloweed Giveaway!! 🎃 5 winners 🙌😎 •Tag 3 friends in your comment •Follow our account Winners* will be chosen at random and will each receive 1 "Halloweed Mix" pack. It's that easy 🗣️ *Only open to residents of Spain (mainland and Balearic Islands), Germany, Austria, Denmark, Slovenia, France, Greece, Italy, Poland, the Netherlands, Ireland, the Czech Republic and Malta. Ends on November 1st at 11:59 PM, Spanish time (CET). bit.ly/4svKZYQ
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Monday mornin Back to work
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Went to see a friend earlier he's doing alright 💯💚
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Just made some dry sift using shake with a makeshift screen made from a 76u bubble bag Don't know what to do with it now any ideas? 💯💚
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🚨 WINNER ANNOUNCED 🚨 Congrats to @Jackerreur420 for taking the @gasmanthegascan Strawberry Man Cummeth pack! 🍓🔥 Your outdoor odor control story that ended in police custody during flower was the clear community favorite. Real growers with real trauma only 😂 — grow life or no life 🌱💚 #Giveaway #cannabisgrower #StrawberryManCummeth #growlifeornolife
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Not sure what happened to the poll I made and thanks everyone for following along 💚
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A car horn shouldn’t need this much fucking homework. 📱
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A colour TV licence currently costs £180. Budget supermarket tins of baked beans are 27p at places like Lidl or Aldi, so cancelling it would buy you about 666 tins. That is a solid start on any three-day emergency stockpile.
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Pinapple goes on my pizza
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Good morning everyone 🙋 another beautiful day here in Virginia
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Votez pour moi le amis s’il vous plaît 🙏 😇😇😇😇 Suis en 2ème place !!
Who should win the @gasmanthegascan Strawberry Man Cummeth pack from @Whowaa’s giveaway? Top 5 entries by engagement: 1️⃣ @sbeakster — Overwatered first grow (AK-47 in the bag + lavender auto in a cup). Dead before it even started. 2️⃣ @Jackerreur420 — Outdoor odor control so bad he ended up in police custody during flower. 3️⃣ @markbowmanis1 — Had to rip an entire 10x10 room near harvest because of a threat to call the cops. 4️⃣ @cannamanjusgrow — First seed produced a pure white shell that never opened and suffocated the seedling. 5️⃣ @GrowTrackr — State confiscated a full store of clones/mothers (~$3,500) even with a retail hemp license. Reply with the number (1–5) of who you think deserves the win. One winner only. Grow life or no life 🌱🔥💚 #Giveaway #cannabisgrower #growlifeornolife
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