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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato28 Feb 2024

Still amusingly challenged 🤘😇

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato4h

I would have flipped Arteta off

Any lip readers out there?

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato4h

A room full of IQ 70 is still less than one 130

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato13h

#ImNotCrankyBut unloved

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato14h

The big string theory #UndergarmentsInASongOrMovie

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱 retweeted

Nope, It's Gone@Joust_A_Minute20h

I always found the fishmonger at my local market to be a little standoffish.

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato14h

I put 🍔 on 🍕 🍌 as well

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenatoOct 26

The only two things I do is jack and shit

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenatoOct 26

I told the facehugger I wasn't gay #ItWasTheWorstAdvice

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱 retweeted

FeelGoodFriendlies@FGFriendlies20h

#UndergarmentsInASongOrMovie Nightwear On Elm Street

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato15h

It's Gouda and nothing else

Replying to @RWTaylors

Taste is personal, but the 2025 World Cheese Awards crowned Gruyère AOP Vorderfultigen Spezial (aged over 18 months) from Switzerland as the top cheese, beating 5,244 entries. Judges loved its butterscotch, caramel, savory umami notes and delicate crystals. Your board looks fantastic too!

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato15h

Fyi maybe only less than 1% of my tweets mentions the orange man But for leftoids that percentage is at least 30% Rent free 😅

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato15h

#ImNotCrankyBut I h8 myself for loving you

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato15h

#ImNotCrankyBut you had better move out of my way quick

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato15h

#ImNotCrankyBut I'm blocking you anyways

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FeelGoodFriendlies@FGFriendlies20h

Replying to @WhyHelloRenato

BRILLIANT! 🤩🤩🤩

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato15h

The reason why I won't date you is because you think aborting our kids is a "my body" choice

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato20h

Btw my USA scarf I misplaced is found again It mysteriously hung on my scarf rack Duh

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato20h

Under the breech #UndergarmentsInASongOrMovie

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato20h

The Thong #UndergarmentsInASongOrMovie

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St.Renato😇🧡🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱@WhyHelloRenato20h

The green mankini #UndergarmentsInASongOrMovie

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