I hate kings and I hate taxes, unless I am said king levying said taxes. All my good ideas come from chugging cleaning chemicals.
Presidential Janitor's Closet
Joined June 2024
- Tweets8.3K
- Following196
- Followers257
- Likes102K
Windex Chugger🇻🇦🇺🇸 retweeted
i may be a pervert but i’m also a really good person so it makes up for it
Why do stupid foids have to ruin one of the few days that slightly weird guys like me can go all out with showing their autistic interests at parties through costumes. by making that day all about sex and dressing like a slut.
I just wanna be the Big Boss and have an excuse to talk about metal gear for one night man.
The move is about a quarter of a year past me now and it has gotten both worse and better at the same time. I would like to say it has merely morphed into a different challenge. On one hand my familial relations have been healing, and I have enjoyed a new puppy. And have even started to make new friends, but on the other side of the coin I don't have nearly as strong of a bond with the friends I have made, with most of my greatest friends only being spoken to through the internet, many of them being you guys, my oomfies now. and on that train of thought, one of the blessing's I have had recently is gaining a deeper connection with my older oomfies, and meeting new oomfies within the last month or so. especially within the X crusades gc.
Outside of Xitter however, I hardly have any social life. and tend to do nothing but school outside of my house and X, and have zero friends in my new area who are willing to text me at all, first, or ask me to go out anywhere outside of school. aside from the man I've grown closest too here, who has zero phone at all. and as such I will not fault him for his lack of extracurricular interaction.
The reason I even ever started continuing my unironic self introspection however, is due to the fact that strangely enough, after I've worked through the sadness and quite a bit of the anger (albiet not all) I feel an extremely similar feeling as I did in the moments I wrote my original... shall we say journal page. A feeling of simultaneous peace, and general dread at both my current circumstances, and my future.
Windex Chugger🇻🇦🇺🇸 retweeted
how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it
Windex Chugger🇻🇦🇺🇸 retweeted
I don’t “rizz”, I simply weaponize my autism to the point where women are confused into attraction
Windex Chugger🇻🇦🇺🇸 retweeted
It is worth playing both because they are two completely different characters. The lines may be the same, but the performance paints a very different picture. Of those two, I think he-V is clearly more fun.
She-V's delivery is aggressive and tense in almost every situation. She is sarcastic when discussing her weaknesses, and angry and confrontational when speaking with rivals.
He-V delivers his more fearful or intimate lines with sincerity and vulnerability, while always adopting a cocky, confident tone with rivals, the exact opposite of she-V.
The result is that she-V comes across as a scared kid lashing out. This isn't an inherently bad idea of a protagonist, but I much prefer he-V's seemingly bulletproof, Han Solo-esque charming rogue, who is doing his best to conceal his dread of his impending doom. He's both more charismatic and more complicated.
Windex Chugger🇻🇦🇺🇸 retweeted
Male V is objectively superior, the canon version of the character, and the better choice. Female V feels tacked on and her voice acting comes off like a fake sounding wannabe tough girl rather than authentic.
Windex Chugger🇻🇦🇺🇸 retweeted
This is one of the biggest heroes of our era. He preached to millions, great injustice was done to him and he never complained or talked badly about the people responsible. Serving God was the most important thing to him, and eventually the Pope called him a good servant of the Church, and a few months later he died, praying.
Liar Macaron
Mesmerizer
You make me sick
Super Limit buster
Archive of our own
Sugar Sweet
Raspberry Mode
Ragebait
Yararara
Birdbrain
Machine Love
Song of the Eared Robot
and Several covers of other artist's songs
Literally all of this was surmised by scrolling my liked songs and youtube history for like 2 minutes. And I could dig up way more if I genuinely tried, You may call me a larper if it makes you feel any better about the fact that I'm one of """those""" Teto fans. I do not have it in me to care.
Windex Chugger🇻🇦🇺🇸 retweeted
Whenever you deny Christ, you make this guy very proud
You should be embarrassed to be a Christian as a white man
"Well, we worship a Jew for sure to begin with"
"Now, why would I believe that Jesus, a first century Jew, is more than a man? Because 3 days after he died on the cross, he physically bodily rose from the dead and over a period of 40 days, he appeared to over 500 people who saw him risen from the dead according to a very fine Jewish man who was a ra was a Pharisee named Saul of Tarsus who became the Apostle Paul"
"So, we're talking about a very Jewish faith. And therefore, anti-semitism in the name of Christianity is a total contradiction. It's hypocrisy. As a follow of Christ, I worship a Jew"
"It's an extraordinary miracle that a Jewish man was able to um, you know, become the center of uh, the entire European civilization. You go to Europe, you go to every single city. In the center is the biggest cathedral, the biggest church, and inside is a a a crucified Jewish man, you know, on a cross"