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The Great Dismal Swamp
Joined October 2020
Parapolitics Twitter goes analog
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It’s great that Maher has spent months sucking up to Trump and the result is Trump writes his version of “Ulysses” entirely about how much Bill Maher sucks
I think this is Trump’s longest Truth Social post ever written.
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Total Catholic victory in Brazil. Send in the inquisition Lula. Stamp out the evangelical heresy destroying your country.
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It’s truly refreshing to see that in 2026 there is still a red line for Americans; admittedly, it’s something that previous generations would have stormed a candidate’s headquarters over, but still, I’ll take venue cancellations
NEW on @zeteo_news— Venues are *pulling out* of hosting Vivek Ramaswamy for his final bus tour across Ohio. “We’re getting calls that people don’t want him there,” a top Ohio Republican says. “It’s that damn ad.” From @andrewperezdc & Swin Suebsaeng:zeteo.com/p/venues-start-can…
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Replying to @brndxix
you are an agent of the communist CIA who is now helping Lula win the election by mass rigging
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mods mods modssss modddsssss i spilled my juice
We can just tell the Brazilian army they don’t need to recognize the election results. Or at least, can suspend and investigate. This is the opposite of imperialism. Yanqui go home. We trust Brazil to govern itself. As JQ Adams put it: the government de facto is de jure for us
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Isn’t this what ultimately got his dad locked up? Let’s hope for a repeat
JUST IN: 🇧🇷 Flávio Bolsonaro officially rejects results of presidential election against Lula da Silva. "It is impossible to recognize the election results… we will use our legal team, we will request the annulment of these elections."
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Got scared at the pumpkin patch
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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"Drake is 40" "no, 40 is Drake's producer" "Noah Shebib? he's 43!" "no, he's 40" "well Drake is 40 too" "neither of them is 42!"
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A 21-year-old was abducted from his home in the middle of the night and held for a year without charge. Israel killed a Palestinian hostage—and the media couldn’t care less.
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The religion in question:
Trump: To be great, we need our religion back much stronger than it is right now.
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Opinion | Israel's moderate settlers prefer 'polite' ethnic cleansing | Zvi Bar'el haaretz.com/opinion/2026-10-…
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Gambling has seeped so deeply into every fiber our society that people genuinely consider Polymarket and Kalshi to be media outlets. We've got to do something about it before it's too late
the current state of new media
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Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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Israel’s defenders: It’s not a genocide Israelis: Palestinians must leave or we’ll kill them
A young blonde woman with an American accent in Israel says that all the Arabs must be kicked out of Gaza because it is "our land" since "God commanded us to take it." The Palestinians should be kicked out to any other Arab state, she continues, except Jordan, Lebanon, and Syria, "because they are ours." "Or we will kill them," she adds Can we stop pretending that this is a marginal view in Israel? That these are the comments of a fringe minority? They are not. Israel has been on this path for quite some time. Western governments know it fully - yet they continue to fund and enable Israel's genocidal policies.
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BREAKING: The prime minister of the UK has advised people to stock up on tinned food and bottled water, per BBC
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Produced by who
Revisiting Catfish (2010), the documentary about a photographer who gets excited by the prospect of meeting up with an 8 year old girl he met on facebook. Produced by Jeffrey Epstein associates Brett Ratner and Andrew Jarecki
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Here are my Nonnegotiables
BREAKING: Ahead of President Obama’s Detroit rally with Dr. El-Sayed, 230 rabbis from 34 states plus DC sent Dr. El-Sayed an open letter standing in solidarity with the Michigan rabbis and leaders behind Nonnegotiable Michigan. Their request is simple: that when Dr. El-Sayed stands beside President Obama, he affirm our five nonnegotiables publicly and in his own words, and then demonstrate through his words and actions that he means them.
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Illiterate Gramsci
we are starting to enter a weird time we are caught in between the old and new world
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