Legend says, if you talk to the wise-ass tree long enough, it will finally give you the alpha you seek.
🌳Legend also says you should probably get a hobby.
#Solana #DeFi #CryptoHumor
- O wise tree, will I ever make it in crypto?
Tree: Only if you stop asking trees and start DYOR.
- But you’re so wise…
Tree: I’m literally a tree. Go water yourself with knowledge.
#Solana #wiseasstree #DeFi
You: O wise tree🌳, what’s the next move?😟
Tree: You asking me instead of watching the damn project?
You: I just..🤧
Tree: Shut. The fuck. Up. Lurk. Scroll.
Photosynthesize or something 🥬
#Solana #Defi #launchonsol
Why are you even reading this? Go touch some grass.
Although, you better keep watching our project like this wise-ass tree does!
You’re wise too, right?
…right?
#Solana #wiseasstree #DeFi
