2 Hole-in-Ones⛳️⛳️ / 1 No-Hitter pitched in a softball game 🥎/ A’s Fan / Sales OG / Dad
StraightOuttaNorCal
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Microsoft Outlook is down nationwide and I can’t access my work email. Well, I better make alternate plans for my day..
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A young man in the sauna at my gym just out of the blue read us all a Psalm from his Bible notes, and the effect was 5 of us gents having a very nice post Psalm debrief about it. That was not on my Bingo Card for today…
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Anthrax usually ends up in a government mail box. Tonight, Anthrax sang the National Anthem on MNF and nobody had to be quarantined. 🇺🇸
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Parking ‘White Larry’ in the secure BatCave tonight in case any Tricker Treaters get pissed because we aren’t handing out candy. 🦇🎃🍬
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I always have this knife I bought as a 13 year old in the driver side door of my truck for easy access in case anybody ever wants to start some shit!
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“Toys in the MF’kng Attic” last night. 🔥 Aerosmith still kicking ass as they ride off into the sunset and call it a 55 year career…
youtu.be/-q3Gfh8pFic?si=F0Vl…
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Pepe Le Pew never was this bold but Pepe Le Pew was also never a trusted ally of the U.S. like Corporal Newkirk, who was held as a POW in WW2 by Nazi Germany..
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I just had the most hostile conversation I’ve ever had on a Sales Call. The prospect sensed we were going to decline their application, so their CEO turned into a Total Dick. I almost went Spicoli on him but remained the professional that I pride myself on being but I was close..
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