Short For TERRIFIC

Got a mound of pistachio shells on my desk. Been using them as little ashtrays. Yes. Pistach-trays.

Christopher Walken talks partly in italics. Nic Cage talks with some words in bold.

Zombies eat brains, yeah? So it'd make sense if they especially targeted the cleverest amongst us. Idiots would be more or less ignored; they'd be seen as low-quality dogfood brains. Geniuses would have filet mignon Taste The Difference brains and would be very sought-after.

Show me some happy ending shit all this AAGH WTF stuff is wearing me out

HEAVY SMOKER TASTE TEST: Hey these things all taste the same

While we're on the subject of tropes we don't like can we STOP having stronger characters rip doors off cars? Car doors do not come off easily. If you grabbed a door with a crane the whole car would leave the ground.

Not sure if I've got ADHD and aphasia or I'm just fickle and not interested in other people enough to remember their names

Want some metal deep cuts? Ok try these; BLITZKRIEG - Hell To Pay SKYSCRAPER - Never Again RAVEN - Don't Need Your Money HELLOWEEN - Heavy Metal (Is The Law)

Wait... wouldn't "a sublime mojito," be a BAD one?

What do you mean, "do you smoke weed regularly"? I'm a stoner. NOTHING is regular.

Just tried out flocking for the first time. Hit a few snags, landed on SIEVE being my application tool of choice. I can now flock! Lots of game pieces with soft furry bases that won't scratch the paint off my game board.

Of all the things that might follow "Mum, Dad, I have something to tell you..." "... I think I'm a lesbian," is easily the LEAST worrying one

Got a new diet plan called "ANY FUCKING DIET PLAN" and to make it work all you gotta do is FOLLOW IT HONESTLY

"Effeminate men" fucking HOOK UP in men's toilets ffs it's hardly a no-go zone

Lost half of my family when I lost my Mum She knew who all of them WERE

Wondering if there's any rivalry between movie stars who have been in absolute stinkers... Hey look it's Elizabeth Berkeley... Oo hang on here comes Gary Oldman ON HIS KNEES *room goes quiet as John Travolta walks in*

k'nell chadern? Just tickles me what "fucking hell what are you doing?" actually looks like phonetically

Just finished making two of the dice for my hand-made table-top game ARMIES OF ALTABLIA which only my family and a few friends will probably ever play. Dice took about 6 weeks. Game's taken three years so far. 30 pages of rules, 300+ cards, 300 pieces. One day I shall play it.