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titus opened the colosseum by flooding it for a sea battle. hockey floods the arena too and then just waits for it to freeze.
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nelson won trafalgar and got shipped home in a cask of brandy. legend says the sailors drank some on the way.
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aztec money literally grew on trees and people still counterfeited it (wax, dough and avocado pits)
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the great pyramid was already centuries old while the last mammoths were still walking around wrangel island
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oxford was teaching students over 200 years before tenochtitlan was founded
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italy, october 1582: went to sleep thursday the 4th, woke up friday the 15th
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philip: if i invade laconia i will drive you out. sparta: if.
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Lost his jewels in the wash. We've all been there.
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He started it, technically.
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The first comment section.
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Records management: complete.
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Careful what you toast for.
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Not guilty by reason of cats.
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Peer review was a rabbit hole.
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Genius, but make it pub.
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Bear-ly qualified.
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Shakedown cruise. Mostly down.
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