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Passionate about social justice & finding humour in life. One rule: laugh at adversity. Subversive. Attempts humour terribly.

Australia
Joined October 2009
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In my continuing look at MPs spending public money badly, today it’s Bev McArthur. Here’s Bev's campaign launched by newly appointed Lib spokesman Dave Hughes in August. @DHughesy says he hates MPs wasting public money, so this will be an awkward 24 tweets. 🧵 1/24
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This tweet right here where Dave completely ignores everything else Aaron has tweeted but focuses on one video of Matt tells me Dave has no intention of donating nay money. He’ll just move the goal posts again because that’s what good RWNJ do.
Replying to @aaronsmith
@mattjcan talks sense a lot.
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Hugh Grant’s classic British deadpan stole the show during Richard Curtis’ Honorary Oscar speech. Absolute legend.
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I really want to know who writes these post. Absolutely nails it every bloody time.
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Senator Hanson can distract with culture wars and call me a bitch as much as she wants - her record tells the real story of what she's about. She claims to stand up for working people, but today we've found out she billed taxpayers thousands of dollars for flights and chauffeurs to attend One Nation fundraisers. She has previously failed to declare gifts from billionaire Gina Rinehart, failed to properly disclose business interests and shareholdings, and her daughter has been installed into a plum $180k taxpayer-funded role in a One Nation office. Over recent years, One Nation has been forced to repay over $200k in wrongly claimed election spending. It's not clear how much personal wealth Hanson has, but she recently loaned $245k to her own party and refuses to say where the money came from. Pauline Hanson is not challenging the elites, she’s one of them. She’s using her position to protect her own interests and back her billionaire mates. While she distracts with division, the battlers and people she says she stands for are being left behind.
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Well done Angus, good job Angus #auspol
This could be the new leader of The Liberals.
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Dumbest. “President”. Ever. Donald Trump was just praising the United States cricket team. Here’s why that’s hilarious…
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This is the Heritage/Techbro mindset. They think of people as either useable workers, or useless-that-need-to-be-disposed. It's the mindset of sociopathic nouveau-riche thirteen year-olds, sitting around after they were pantsed at school, designing fantasy worlds for themselves to revenge-rule.
Dr Oz defends his comments saying kids should work right out of high school and older Americans should put off retirement to help pay down national debt: "If we make our people healthier, they'll want to participate in life. You shouldn't work longer because you have to. You should work longer because you want to."
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This dude went to see Melania at the drive-in theater
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Sam 🌈🍫🍰🍦 retweeted
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Trophies will be accepted tomorrow at the White House from 9–5.
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Sam 🌈🍫🍰🍦 retweeted
Pure joy..💛🥹
An anteater playing with its caretaker
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The oil companies were informed about an act of war before it happened, Congress was not. That, my friends, is what an authoritarian regime run by oligarchs looks like.
Reporter: Did you speak with the oil companies before the operation? Did you tip them off? Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
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Sam 🌈🍫🍰🍦 retweeted
Can we just have Casey come out and do a 90 min set of party anthems? #ABCNYE
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Sam 🌈🍫🍰🍦 retweeted
BREAKING: an image has leaked showing Trump using a walker moments after he signed an executive order banning states from regulating AI
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Sam 🌈🍫🍰🍦 retweeted
Isn’t this incitement? Calling for public hangings?
How can a sitting Australian senator (Babet) allowed to publicly promote hate and violence, without any media or AFP scrutiny? Thanks to @TheKennyDevine
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