I could write his biography & title it, "Nick Simmen: the Disturbing Aftermath of a Major Childhood Head Injury"
Pittsburgh PA
Joined February 2026
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When Nick mockingly asked, "Aww did I hurt your lil fee fees?"
(I assume he meant 'feelings'(?))
Uhm, yes Nick. You did hurt my feelings.
Thats why I was upset.
The Actual Fuck™
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Look, it's the burfday boy: vt.tiktok.com/ZSHJFJRBk/
(dont flatter yourself, this is a scheduled tweet)
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You know someone truly doesn't care/is unaffected when they feel the need to tell you about it ahaha
No, but i honestly do hope he's doing well now that I've got all my anger out.
I don't wanna speak too soon but i might be done for real this time
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Nick made sure to show me how it feels to be disliked by him.
Which oddly feels much the same as being loved by him, except easier bc i no longer have to wonder what version of him I'm gunna get.
The cold distant Nick 100% of the time is much better than a coin toss tyvm.
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Nicks gunna get a whole lotta deep forehead wrinkles from constantly 'pleading for acceptance from others' with his eyebrows.
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I wonder if Nick only kept hovering in old furry friend groups bc they're all chronically online nerds who catch onto/talk about trends/new media etc fairly early on, so he can appear cool for being the first person in his non-furry friend groups to share/know about a thing.
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Nick will happily tell you all about how he gives cash to homeless ppl or about the time he helped a girl from his highschool get her nudes taken off reddit.
He'll tell you multiple times to reinforce; hes a good person 👍
Unsure if he does this to convince others or himself.
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Being 'the bigger person' is a scam.
Don't wait for karma, crash out. Feel your feelings. Treat yo self.
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I think I used up so many emotional resources being kind & understanding toward Nick for yeears that Ive suddenly completely run dry of any care for him.
Like, I'm not even actively angry right now.
Is this.. ✨indifference✨ on the horizon? Nearly.
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Nick has A LOT of insecurities & they're all very cheap jabs.
I like the one where he's in denial about being a failure bc he broke a lot of promises with his younger self & now it makes him distant, angry & bitter.
Thats a good one. Keep lettin yourself down lol
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