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Stewardship Apologist/Evangelist I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a bowl of shrimp and grits today. Co-host, Conversations With Bobby & Larry NASB stan

Somewhere in the Lowcountry SC
Joined June 2011
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There is no artificial intelligence used on the execution of this account; very little of any other kind as well.
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I don't think anyone has as much fun doing commercials as Dean Winters doing Mayhem in the AllState commercials.
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Never tell your secrets to a burrito; they'll spill the beans.
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When did we get away from the idea that we don't need to ask Jesus to save us?
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Cough, rough, though, through, and thought don't rhyme, but pony and bolgna do, as well as vernal and colonel. Gotta love the English language.
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Last I checked, Reese's Pieces were peanut butter and have never had chocolate in them.
Reese's Pieces have no chocolate in them. The peanuts had their oil pressed out and a cheaper fat put back in. Sugar is first, then partially defatted peanuts, then hydrogenated palm kernel and soybean oil, then corn syrup solids. Everything after that is 2% or less, and it's the dyes, the glaze, some vanillin and a little milk. There's no cocoa anywhere. Partially defatted just means the peanuts went through a press. The peanut oil comes out one side and gets sold as peanut oil. What's left is a dry peanut flour, and that's what the center is made from, because flour holds a shape in a panning drum and doesn't go rancid. Then they put fat back in, and the fat they picked is hydrogenated palm kernel oil, which is solid at room temperature and costs less than peanut oil. You can see the swap on the panel. 38 pieces have 6 g of fat and all 6 are saturated. Peanut oil is mostly unsaturated, so that number isn't the peanut. The shell is sugar with 4 dyes and a coat of shellac.
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Do Jewish boys on farms go through a barn mitzvah?
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I'm not saying I'm fat, but my abundance would suffocate a lesser woman.
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What is your "baseline" verse in salvation? By "baseline" I mean the verse for you that can't be reduced any further. For me, Ephesians 2:8-9 lays it out bare-bones. Nothing but faith through grace. No works. No baptism. No "and".
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Somebody discovered Eddie Murphy's THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN.
SCOOP: Democrats have insisted they have nothing to do with the other Dan Sullivan on Alaska's Senate ballot. But aides with the Mary Peltola campaign and DSCC were part of a monthslong secret plan to recruit him to run -- as well as other candidates. nytimes.com/2026/10/28/us/po…
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You can't be used by someone if you're useless.
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Just a thought: John wrote about beating Peter to the tomb, but ol' Pete beat John to Heaven.
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Crocs - "I've given up on life" Imitation Crocs - "I've given up on life, but I saved a few bucks"
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"The gov't shouldn't be involved in marriage" = "I don't want to be legally tied to my spouse."
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Another disgraced pastor starts his own church.
Fired Northview Church Pastor CJ Johnson Launches Patmos Church dlvr.​it/TW4rzy
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I'm not saying I get no respect, but when I was born, neither of my parents showed up.
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Godless.
Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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Once again, my Kia Soulless has left me stranded.
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Forget the motivation speakers; where are the acceptance speakers? "You're fat, so what? The only person that cares is your heart doc. Here's some bacon."
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I adulted too hard today, and now my knee, back, and hip hurts. My front yard looks a lot better, though, with fewer fallen limbs.
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I prefer to adapt reality to suit me rather than the other way around.
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