The World Cup account that tells you everything FIFA doesn’t want you to know — served with zero chill and maximum sarcasm 😂⚽
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🇲🇽🏆 ¡GANÓ MÉXICO HIJOS DE SU PM… Mexico Wins!!!!!
40 AÑOS… ¡CUARENTA AÑOS ESPERANDO ESTO!!! 😭🙌 ¡MÉXICO JUGARA EL QUINTO PARTIDO!!! ⚽🔥
FORTY YEARS. FOUR DECADES. AND WE FINALLY BROKE THE CURSE!!! 🎉🎉🎉 LET’S GOOOOOO MÉXICOOOOO!!!
QUIÑONES, HÉROE ETERNO 🫡 ESE GOLAZO NO SOLO GANÓ UN PARTIDO, ¡ROMPIÓ CUATRO DÉCADAS DE HISTORIA! THAT GOAL WILL LIVE FOREVER 🥇🔥
ESTO NO ES SUERTE. ES CASTA. ES CORAZÓN. SON PURO 🥚🥚🇲🇽
VIVA MÉXICO, CABRONES.
July 19, 2026. The day football officially changed hands. Messi 39. Yamal 19. Se acabó la era. Deal with it, Argentina.”
ESPAÑA Es Campeón Del Mundo!!
France vs England 🥉
The “we almost mattered” derby 💀
England vs France: two teams that talk like champions and fold like lawn chairs 😭
Inglaterra inventing new ways to break their fans’ hearts since 1966 🏴
Francia thought this was their tournament… now they’re the opening act 🇫🇷🤡
Who wins the sadness trophy?
🇫🇷 Les Bleus (de tristeza)
🏴 It’s coming 4th
😴 Not watching the JV game
#FRAENG #WorldCup2026 #FIFAWorldCup #ItsComingHome #Mbappe #ThreeLions #LesBleus
1986: Maradona destroyed England in the dark blue jersey. 2026: Messi wears the same colors, and sends England home AGAIN. 40 years later. Same kit. Same victim. Dios es argentino. 🇦🇷
England fans woke up today thinking it was finally coming home. Down 1-0 to England. 39 years old. Last World Cup. And Argentina STILL found two late goals to drag him to one more final. This team refuses to let Messi’s story end 🐐. Never doubted. NUNCA. 🇦🇷
La Mano de Dios never left. 🇦🇷😭
Argentina fans just TOOK OVER downtown Atlanta and it’s louder than any NFL game that stadium has ever seen 😭🇦🇷
La hinchada más grande del mundo and it’s not even close. VAMOS CARAJO 🗣️
This is THEIR country now. La Scaloneta trae a su gente A DONDE SEA. Aguante Argentina papá 🔥
WorldCup2026 #Argentina #VamosArgentina #Muchachos #LaScaloneta
Messi’s last dance 🇦🇷vs it’s coming home 🏴
La albiceleste vs the Three Lions.
🚨Maradona’s ghost vs Beckham’s red card. Che this isn’t a match, es una GUERRA. Whoever loses today, no lo superan NUNCA. Proper cinema, innit 🍿🏴
It’s coming home’ vs ‘la tercera fue en Qatar y la cuarta viene ya’ — one of these fanbases logs off Twitter FOREVER at 5pm today. Muchachos or bottle jobs. Place your bets 💀
🚨 IT’S OVER. SPAIN ARE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP FINAL 🚨
Lamine Yamal just ENDED France’s entire golden generation and he’s not even old enough to rent a car 💀
Mbappé really said “this is my tournament” and then got cooked by a TEENAGER. Où est Kylian?? Exactly. 🇪🇸🧹🇫🇷
Y todavía hay gente que dice que Yamal está “sobrevalorado” JAJAJA cállense ya. El niño tiene más finales que Francia tiene excusas.
France fans logging off in 3…2…1… 🫡
#ESPFRA #WorldCupFinal #Yamal
🚨France🇫🇷 vs Spain🇪🇸. Mbappé vs Yamal. The GAME OF THE DECADE 🔥 And honestly? I don’t care who wins. I’m cheering for whoever it takes to stop Messi and company in the final if England can’t do the job 💀 Today we are all neutrals with an agenda 😭
NEVER compare the World Cup to the Super Bowl again 🗣️🗣️
Super Bowl halftime: ONE artist for 13 minutes 😴
World Cup Final: Shakira, Coldplay, Bieber, BTS y hasta Madonna pulling up like it’s the GRAMMYS ⚽🔥
One is a game. The other is EL EVENTO MÁS GRANDE DEL PLANETA 🌎🏆
3.5 BILLION viewers vs 120 million… no es lo mismo mi rey 💀
The Super Bowl is the biggest event… in one time zone 💀🇺🇸
The World Cup stops WARS. The Super Bowl stops traffic in Kansas City 😭
RT if the World Cup clears. Like if you’re American and mad 😭
🚨 THE POST-WORLD CUP PANIC HIRES ARE HERE AND I’M CRYING 🚨
México🇲🇽 crashed out of THEIR OWN World Cup and the big solution is… Rafa Márquez 💀 A coach with ZERO experience. That’s not a rebuild that’s a sequel to the disaster 🇲🇽🪦 The Quinto Partido is officially a myth like the chupacabra.
Germany 🇩🇪flopped AGAIN so they pulled the emergency Klopp lever 🚨 Bro really can’t enjoy retirement in peace, every time Die Mannschaft embarrasses itself his phone starts ringing 😂 Third straight World Cup L and NOW they want heavy metal football 🎸
And Portugal 🇵🇹… Cristiano’s last dance ended in tears so they brought in 71 year old Jorge Jesus to run it back with a 41 year old CR7 in 2030?? 💀 That’s not a project that’s a hospice plan. Combined age 112 chasing a trophy neither will see 🧓 that Guy loves Cristiano, he playing in 2030 GUARANTEED
Three federations, three Ls, three “trust the process” tweets incoming 🤡
Going to miss Javier “Gordon, fuck you💀” Aguirre! 😭
BREAKING: Ivana Knoll has officially been dethroned (too many surgeries and botox mate)👑📉
After 2 World Cups running unopposed, the crown is VACANT for the first time since 2018…
So who takes it? 🤔
🇵🇹 Neiva Twins — came in a 2-for-1 deal, mathematically unfair
🇨🇴 Wendy Sanchez — had the whole continent in a chokehold
🇵🇾 Naiel Aguilera — rookie of the tournament, instant legend
One of these is the new face of the World Cup.
🚨 NO WORLD CUP GAMES TODAY.🚨
I’ve watched football every single day for 4 straight weeks. Woke up today, opened my phone, checked the schedule… nothing. NOTHING. 💀
My whole routine is DESTROYED:
semanas viendo futbol TODOS LOS DÍAS y ahora estamos aquí como novia despechada esperando el “hola bb” 😭📱
Los del #ElTri todavía: “#YSiSí este era el bueno” “porque nos tuvo que tocar Inglaterra” 💀 Weyes ya deberíamos estar acostumbrados
Los Colombianos 🇨🇴: “por lo menos jugamos bonito” 🥲 llorando en la ducha con vallenato de fondo 🎶😭
Brasil fans deleting “hexa loading 🇧🇷” from their bios as we speak 💀✂️
USA 🇺🇸 fans can stop pretending they care about soccer 😒
They eliminated COLOMBIA?? The team with the best fans, the best hinchada, the most beautiful supporters in the entire tournament?? 🇨🇴💔 This World Cup officially got BORING. Whoever advanced better win the whole thing or it wasn’t worth it. Las colombianas deserved the final 😤 #JusticiaParaColombia
Qué gonorrea de resultado, parce 💔 We’ll miss you Cafeteros. #Colombia
Same vibes mate… no Vasco noooooo Edson noooo!
2002- nooo Vasco, Garcia Aspe y Luis Hernandez nooo contra Estados Unidos!
2010- no Vasco noooo El Bofo Bautista no contra Argentina!
Mi apá vio el 86 en una tele prestada. Mi abuelo escuchó el 70 en radio. Yo crecí viendo el ‘jugamos como nunca, perdimos como siempre.’ Hoy mi hijo va a ver algo que yo NUNCA vi: a México rompiendo la maldición en el Azteca. Tres generaciones esperando UNA noche. Si hoy ganamos, lloro por los que se fueron sin verlo. HOY GANA MÉXICO SEÑORES 🇲🇽😭 Que retumbe el Azteca hasta que lo escuchen en el cielo. #YSiSí #ElTri
Hoy el Azteca no grita por 11 jugadores. Grita por ellos. 40 años, señores. CUARENTA. Hoy se acaba la espera o me muero en el intento 🇲🇽😭HOY PASAMOS A CUARTOS🥹
Pasarella y La Concha De Mi Hermana, y mi Viejo que me Hizo Hincha de @miseleccionmx 😡🥹!!
Mexico didn’t deserve to lose that game. But we’ve said that before, haven’t we? 💔
Different year. Different heartbreak. Same tears.
Props to England — Pickford and Bellingham were built different tonight 🏴
#England fans you are AMAZING!!!
The future is bright for El Tri… pero esta historia ya nos la sabemos 🇲🇽😭 #MEXvENG
One day Mexico is going to win a game like this. Tonight wasn’t that night. 💔
But 80,000 at the Azteca singing until the final whistle? A team that NEVER stopped fighting? A World Cup at home our kids will remember forever?
We lost the game, not the love. Nos vemos en 2030 🇲🇽💚
Going back to crying not even Miroslava or Belinda can fix me right now 🥹😭😭😭😭
