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Twitter lets everyone else hear the voices inside my head

I think it would be more efficient if @YRTViva just tweeted when a bus is on time instead of when buses are delayed.

@mollyhagan crossword is defective. Not only does your first name not fit, but they also misspelled your last name! Sad

I think I'm becoming a better person because I'm starting to feel sorry for the @NHLBruins and their fan base.

This has to be the correct answer. #FlyersTalk

@TimeOutChicago I don't get what the big deal is, the BEST deep dish pizza I ever had was in New York ... at a pizza hut.

@SirPatStew I still thinks he looks like you

I hope we don't find out the red one says "sesame chicken" nitter.gq/raptors/status/7684334…

Does anybody remember when @jimmyfallon use to be funny??? Yeah, neither do I.

@JohnTory I loved you in the Police Academy films

@NHLJets I heard that they're going to reduce the price more and start paying people to wear it. #winterpeg

Besides when driving, do NOT use your phone when your in a buffet line. There's a line forming behind you!

The @CineplexMovies "Lily and the Snowman" commercial actually looks like an abusive relationship. He might have Stockholm syndrome.

@dansteinca you should grow a moustache again, I think you'd look better. #davenport

Only I could get yelled at for putting boxes in the "box room" that I was told were for these specific boxes #fml

3rd time was given an X.Lg watered down hot chocolate @TimHortons at Dufferin Mall. At least I'll save $ since I wont buy from Tims anymore

I know when I get married the 3 words I want 2 hear from my wife the most are not "I love you" but "You were right"

Million dollar idea: #Poutine scented women's perfume.

Million dollar idea: @netflix (mail order service) but with cats

I guess this person also lost their contact number