Joined February 2014
Champions again olè olè
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is there a specific post that you still think about
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Andrew Lloyd Webber is a weird fucking guy
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Boris Johnson leaves the car then jogs to hotel to pretend he ran 🙈🤷🏻‍♂️
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You literally made a heart shaped pond and made its story that people always fall in love at it. This is not that pond.
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Wtf was Elton John on about when he goes If I was a sculptor… heh. But then again, no.
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– at Tynaarlo, Nederland
Fulham fans on the train up to Leicester The games gone @FulhamishPod @Awaydays23 @FBAwayDays @FulhamFC
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On this day in 1582, William Shakespeare married Anne Hathaway.
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What a beautiful concept
heart-shaped grapes what a beautiful concept. this is really what life is all about. just enjoying things for the sake of enjoying them xitter.cf/Solocuriosos_1/status/…
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The Rt Hon Jordan Pickford MP @JPickford1 has been appointed Secretary of State for Defence @DefenceHQ.
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Replying to @WowSuchElliot
You want me to block you so bad
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My playlist is a delicious work of art that I would never show to anyone. Shit on a canvas. And nobody appreciates shit anymore
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The new Peppa Pig game is WILD
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The popularity of meat flavour crisps within the UK is a symptom of the countries toxic masculinity #wokeybacon
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This absolutely doesn't track. Sir mix a lot likes big butts AND he cannot lie. He doesn't say 'I like big butts THEREFORE I cannot lie.' It does not suggest liking big butts makes it impossible to lie. Ridiculous.
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crying laughing at this meme someone’s angrily made because Kane didn’t shot Dembele with a longbow
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Will fully back King Charles III if he does an adaptation of the horrible histories Charles II rap
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