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Lots of new people are checking out @LazyEdgeSports right now, so I want to explain what it is and how Lazy Lions fits in.
This is not an AI picking games. If you ask a standard AI what it likes on a slate, you get a confident guess dressed up in dash filled grammar, with no tested data behind it. Even if you start testing things and give it context you need to backtest and run 6-8 hours of tests daily for months to get accurate data.
We use AI in two places, the first is modeling the prediction markets themselves. We built a proprietary system that tracks how prices move, so we can see when a price is likely to turn. The second is grunt work of course. We push eight hours a day of simulations and data checks through it, way more than a standalone AI would handle before it started making things up or quit.
The edges come from math, our quant models are trained on 27 years of play by play data and priced against the live book on every game and every line, before the game and during it.
The engine gets better every week. The next phase is a desktop app, basically a Bloomberg Terminal for prediction markets, so you do not have to build your own bot or agent. It runs on your machine and shows you the edges in real time, like a day trader’s screen.
After that we are taking it beyond sports. The same engine that predicts how a game plays out can track how products move on Amazon and Walmart, forecast sales, compare your packaging against the competition, and find the gaps in your category. That is a much bigger market than sports.
For Lions specifically in the future, the agents we are launching give holders access and tools that grow as these products grow. The rewards go to Lion holders, not just the ones using Lazy Edge. If you hold a Lion, you get rewarded whether you use the product or not, and the early holders who were here before any of this was proven come first. Other projects build fancy things and charge their own holders for them. We build products that Web2 companies will pay for and use, and the Lazy Lions get rewarded along the way.
I will be doing some videos this week breaking down some ways to use the Lazy Edge system and chat a little more about everything we are working on.
Lions Lead.
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The Lazy Lions recovery, and why OpenSea chose stolen goods over collectors
On September 25, 149 Lazy Lions were stolen in the Limit Break exploit. Today 103 of them are safe. 73 are back in our recovery wallet, 23 were rescued by 0xQuit and are waiting for their owners to claim them at nftsaresafu.xyz, and 7 are already home with their original holders. Most of the Lions in our wallet came back because buyers who picked up a stolen Lion without knowing it chose to do the right thing, swapping it for a clean Lion, taking a buyback at the price they paid, or donating it back. To every one of you who did that, thank you. Returns to the original holders are next, so if you lost a Lion, file at lazylionsnft.com/recovery and revoke your Payment Processor V2 approval at revoke.cash before anything is sent.
@OpenSea made a choice here. We sent them multiple detailed requests with onchain proof for every stolen Lion, including the theft transaction, the original holder and the current holder for each one, and asked them to keep the stolen flags on until every Lion was home. On October 14 they removed the flags on 46 stolen Lions anyway, and stolen Lions were listed for sale on their marketplace the same day. @OpenSea takes a cut of every one of those sales. A platform that does that is anti-collector, and its actions show it would rather traffic in stolen goods than protect the people who collect.
So here is how it works from now on. If you bought a stolen Lion to flip it, I will not restore the art and I will not buy it back, and the stolen notice stays on that Lion for good. The people running bots to extract money from stolen goods are no better than the people who stole these Lions in the first place, and the bots are done extracting from my community.
If you are a collector and a stolen Lion gets dumped into your offer, you are not who I am talking about. Fill out the form at lazylionsnft.com/recovery and choose Lion for a Lion, and once we have that stolen Lion back I will look at getting you a replacement.
Roast me if you want, but I have the resolve to take something to zero and build it back up, and not many people can say that. If you think you can take advantage of my community, you have underestimated me. I am built different, scammers never win, and actions have consequences. We will keep going until every stolen Lion is home, with or without the platforms that profit from them.
Inaction has consequences and once again Opensea showed their true colors! Encourage other founders to call them out for trafficking and profiting from stolen goods, and I will do everything in my power to punish them for this.
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DBX4 is LIVE!
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Hey the @xeetdotai X account is compromised
Do not interact with any post
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Follow @basemaxxing for good luck.
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If you have used Solana, like this post
if you enjoy using Solana, RT this post
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We’re giving away 2 Genesis Passes ahead of our testnet launch.
Every interaction counts.
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The @0xVDEX tournament is live!
Compete for 0.5% Token Supply for the upcoming TGE.
No. This is not just another perp dex.
Incubated by Binance Labs, VDEX is the only capital exchange that offers universal, anonymous access.
xeet.ai/signals/vdex
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UPTOBER BEGINS ON MYRIAD!
First up, we are bringing back the %PNL event where anyone can win a Lil Pudgy, starting now (rules below).
Secondly, we will be dropping fee-free USDC markets throughout the month of October (predict at zero cost).
Thirdly, GMYR.
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Solana has a stablecoin of its own. $USX is live.
USX is not just collateralized and composable. We already have $166M in TVL.
Paired with YieldVault, USX delivers delta-neutral yield.
Internet Capital Markets can burn bright.
solstice.finance
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The World Series of Abstract just got a little bigger ✳️
We’re thrilled to onboard @LazyLionsNFT as an official partner of WSOA.
All holders will be airdropped access into upcoming games next week and Lazy Lions assets will be included in the rewards pool.
This includes an exclusive Lazy Lions Championship 🦁
Are you ready to go all in?
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FELLOW FROGS! 🐸
Your time has come, our first community event of SZN 2 is now live featuring @ThePlagueNFT! All Plague holders can claim 10,000 points per NFT they hold (100K max) on Myriad! ... ribbit
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If we are going to keep doing business here and we are going to really try an innovate, eventually we will have to call this stuff out
If there were whispers and grumbling of an Argentina coin as @notthreadguy says in this video… did you hear them?
I bet you didn’t. I certainly didn’t.
So then you don’t have a skill issue.
At best, you have a knowledge gap issue. But not a gap you can close.
At worst you have an insider trading issue.
You have a group of people either playing us, or getting played by others at our expense.
On the bright side, at least now they are admitting it is a “sky casino” they are operating.
But gambling does not bring mass adoption into crypto.
Gambling brings financial losses to the majority….. it’s a redistribution from the many for the benefit of the few.
This is objectively true. No matter how many mental gyrations they try and run you through.
Gambling with memecoins is no more innovative than the creation of video poker was.
Gambling on LLMs is not an innovation of AI any more than gambling on AGI will be.
A failed app dropping a token for people to gamble on is not the “iNtErNeT cAPiTal mArKeTs”
They have been wrong far more than they have been right. This objectively provable.
I am happy to publish a list off all the narratives they have drug you through over the years.
One last thing….
A doxxed wallet where thousands of people copy trade you will obviously give you an advantage towards dumping on people.
Stop lying to yourself. It’s not skill.
These are not controversial takes.
If you want to participate in this kind of stuff by all means do so.
But stop the BS.
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Consumer Gaming 🤝 Consumer Crypto
Sugartown is coming to @abstractchain.
Play in the RNPC Poker Series, exclusive tournaments, new games… and be among the earliest users to start accruing in both ecosystems.
That’s not all… raise the stakes exclusively at the Playground.
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.@GrindTheCoin has been in the works since early 2024.
The plan has been to launch $GRIND on BASE or SOL.
Most of the people I talked to recommended SOL, because SOL is where most of the memecoin action takes place.
However, we chose @AbstractChain.
We chose Abstract because we believe that the Igloo team is the team most likely to create the best consumer facing environment.
That is the perfect setup for our token.
Because you won't just see $GRIND on Crypto X.
That hamster and that song will be heard around the world.
Buckle up.
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ROAR Jerky climbing the Amazon listings to rank #799 in Jerkys — and that’s just from bulk sales so far.
When do you think we’ll break into the top 100?


















