VAXXED AND MASKED! Your favorite impostor and unpublished author. Please remind me I’m supposed to be #writing right now. Kthx!
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Now Carmen Sandiego needs to make a video saying “Where in the World was I? I was right by your side all along.”
Sooo @RefAubrey how do tonight’s developments affect the console game roster?
Why don’t we give a little credit to the Texan anti-abortionists who are so generously offering to take in these precious babies they’re saving with this law. They sound really committed to raising them in a safe and stable environment.
Hmm? Seriously? Not at all? Well, F them!
Since I don’t look at LinkedIn, but I still get those notification emails, allow me to officially congratulate everyone for all of their professional achievements and anniversaries.
Everybody’s coming down on Biden, but according to them, he alone destroyed an entire country’s defense capabilities in less than seven months as president. That’s a pretty unbelievable achievement. Literally.
Eric Clapton writing a song for anti-maskers is like Wolfgang Puck creating his own Extra Value Meal at McDonald’s.
Police unions across the U.S. are pushing back against vaccine mandates by threatening mass resignations and lawsuits go.nowth.is/3zoxzBr
I agree the Milk Crate Challenge is too dangerous. I broke three teeth trying to eat one of those things.
Sheesh, I get that we're a red state, but this is taking that identity a bit too far.
All Indiana counties in red on CDC’s COVID-19 transmission map; masks recommended for more than 96% of U.S. counties fox59.com/news/coronavirus/a…
I’ll give you one hint as to how much work I’ve done today.
HINT: I’m giving hints on Twitter as to how much work I’ve done today.
I must officially state I was misled by Mr. Breeze Exotic as he was clearly unfit to compete tonight. I will be addressing this with my legal team, but in the meantime I wish @SJ_1283 the best of luck in defending her title.
TONIGHT! @WriterRob_ is prepared to plow through the competition to bring home the @TheSweetzLive Championship, and dare I say, I’m going to make this tournament rather…EXOTIC.
I’m halfway through season 1 of Next Generation and I’m kinda pissed I never listened to the Trek fans 30 years ago. It’s so good.
TONIGHT! @WriterRob_ is prepared to plow through the competition to bring home the @TheSweetzLive Championship, and dare I say, I’m going to make this tournament rather…EXOTIC.