@WritingTed

Not actually Ted, but most call me Ted. Scored 8 on The Blacklist #Querying a thriller novel Goalkeeper's Union member

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Joined April 2020
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I field at Silly Point when I play cricket... Don't get a glove for that
Roman Anthony Enjoyer@raenjoyer196h
How do cricket fans not understand that you wear a glove in baseball because balls are coming off the bat at 120 MPH and it would literally take your hand off You’ll never see a cricket ball reach 95+
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Absolute melts wouldn't last a day watching anything outside the Prem
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@afcjxmes10h
Don’t blame Dowman at all for that reaction, that’s a potential leg breaker from the Fleetwood player. Nasty, nasty challenge.
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So by this logic, we should just play U17s against senior teams and no hard tackles are allowed
JB™️@gunnerpunner10h
Glad Max stood up for himself. Horrible tackle. That’s a red card tackle on a child, and the ref has sent off the child.
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Replying to @FootballBensqu @martynw69278154 @GrndhoppingGrl
Shit challenge that got the ball?
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Replying to @AFCGUNNERS303 @BurkeSzn_
That doesn't give him permission to kick out in retaliation though, does it?
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✹@warrdelllOct 26
the dopamine from scrolling through twitter after Harry Kane won the ballon d’or
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Replying to @NtrpyDev @smok1279 @KasperStats
Stumps aren't 9 inches wide when you're side on with one to aim at
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Replying to @Decline_Observe @Jhinchliffe07
Literally last month
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Replying to @itsafrogslife
Absolutely no way Mark is a cabbie
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Replying to @Decline_Observe @Jhinchliffe07
Nah, they just get beaten up and threatened with knives in the car park instead
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Replying to @Decline_Observe @Jhinchliffe07
Or they go to Selfridge's via Orchard Street, or the Rolex in Harrod's. People aren't going to go to Bluewater rather than one of those if they want high end shopping.
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Replying to @Decline_Observe @createstreets
Those Christmas lights are up early... And that's Regent street too
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Regent street, and Christmas lights early? Why are people so obsessed with lying on his website?
Kosher
@koshercockneyOct 26
Sadiq Khan’s new Oxford Street ladies and gentlemen.
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How has this scum avoided a prison sentence?
STV News
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Driver who left cyclist with brain injury says it ‘doesn’t matter’ i.stv.tv/4kiRPyr
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Replying to @Decline_Observe @Jhinchliffe07
Oxford street to Bluewater is a big difference
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We're delighted to announce the appointment of Ben Mansford as the club’s new Chief Executive Officer 🤝 🔗 Full story: cafc.co.uk/news/ben-mansford… #cafc
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Replying to @Sam19472
Oh yeah, Ramsay is 100% at fault, sorry, thought that went without saying, I was just questioning why Coventry dropped so far back
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Why have Jeremy Irons and Gary Oldman never been in a film together?
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youtu.be/G89g3xTr0h0?is=6YGR… Paul Collingwood did it without a glove 20 years ago
Crobin Carol Enthusiast@CorbrielCarrenoOct 26
Lemme know if a cricket player could ever do this
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