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limitless. parody. ex @DADAsPLAPs. artist is @.duck_deans. dm for removals.

inside someone's son ๐Ÿ“
Joined December 2025
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i wanted to make sure my girlfriend's best friend is really gay. i can confirm... and he took it better than she does.
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if my son wants something he better ask nicely and then get naked. he's always asking for dilf cock.
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i don't suck blood, but my princess suck cocks.
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dude, why are you stroking your cock while i fuck your brother? wish that was you?
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two best friends in a room, they might kiss?
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it's tradition, the two older brothers have to use the younger one to confirm they are superior... isn't that how it works?
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my boyfriend asked me to tutor his brother. not sure that was a wise choice, knowing how horny i am.
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always make sure your lil bro is ready for school. a big cock will wake them up and get them ready for the day.
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mom went buy groceries. bro, have less than a hour. gotta make it a quickie.
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i forgot how tight my cousin is i had to at his place to refresh my memory... i accidentally fucked his boyfriend.
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the little nerd was craving for cock. that's why he loves to be bullied.
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the best thing i learned after divorce with my wife is how tight our son is.
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making my son wear a blindfold to make sure he won't know that's me.
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spooky season means also breeding my bro's pumpkin without him knowing that's me. ๐ŸŽƒ
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on vacation with lil bro means no parents around. no one knows about it. i cum whenever i want and whenever he wants.
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my favorite student knows how to get higher grades in a special way.
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keepshowing mom how you fuck yourself on daddy's cock.
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im so hungry id eat your boyfriend's ass.
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just two cousins on the couch. enjoy the view, mom.
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save a horse, ride a cowboy.
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