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Xander🇵🇸

@XanderTheChef

he/him | it’s just reposts.

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twitter auto scroll has taught me that they just make movies and tv shows for nobody
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$ensei@cudilove_Nov 4
mfs was trying to ban Latinos, Abortions & Weed… niggas had to put they foot down.
Suletta Mercury’s Personal Shooter (@AKidNamedMalik) profile pictureSuletta Mercury’s Personal Shooter@AKidNamedMalikNov 4
The THC ban in Texas had 50% to do with why it's Blue. On everything I love
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tytacobell@tytacobellNov 4
How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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they're installing an Auto-Obama into every classroom starting next weet
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今日はハイキングコース歩いてたら茂みにでっかい鳥がいてカメラ向けたらバチくそに怒られました、鳥さんごめんなさいっ！！
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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SHIV LOCKWOOOOOOOOD
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alex@2alexmae5Nov 2
bro can these hackers do something useful instead of screwing over working class people, why are you hacking fucking grocery store fridges you stupid fucks
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoNov 2
Supermarkets across Europe have been hit by a cyberattack that causes fridges and freezers to heat up to 122°F Stores have dumped spoiled food following the attack
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Alina@CharybdisCurseNov 2
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Alina (@CharybdisCurse) profile pictureAlina@CharybdisCurseNov 2
#discoelysium I like them
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chan@chanmamazNov 2
So called “allies” when you ask them to stop drawing trans women with santa’s beard
Anne Droughside (@annedroughside) profile pictureAnne Droughside@annedroughsideOct 31
So many people need to be Hugged its wild
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edd@popnpogNov 2
good bit in new simpsons tonight
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AMINATOU@aminathreeeNov 1
all smiles rn but wait til I get in that niggatar state
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alexlingo@alexlingo25Oct 31
my monkey losing his damn mind
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evie chatbot fanart cuz i miss her
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@paperssilOct 31
i hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re Shaggy when he drank the potion and magically transitioned in Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed?
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MULA🍒@realbbymulaOct 31
SHE ATE THIS TF UP 😍😍😮‍💨😮‍💨
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dw about ao3 being down, loou community. i got us.
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Theyre putting therapyspeak in the horror movies
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Eva Tsunaka🪶@EvaTsunaka01Oct 30
Carved a pumpkin for the first time today and I carved a DAAAAAAMNN
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