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Valar Dohaeris.

@Xdormain

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Joined June 2021
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Jambo in a quest to end 2026 under 72kgs. I've decided to start recording the number of eggs I'll consume from today until the end of this year under this tweet.
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Bayern & Germany
@iMiaSanMia3h
Human rights activists and citizens in Kenya have launched a campaign, urging FC Bayern and Ajax to boycott the scheduled friendly between the two teams in Nairobi on January 5th. Critics argue that public funds and millions are being misallocated toward an expensive international exhibition match amid domestic economic pressures, the rising cost of living, healthcare challenges and human rights issues. They also claim that this match serves as a political leverage and campaign tool ahead of upcoming elections amid ongoing public discontent over governance, taxation, and human rights in the country 🇰🇪
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bi mtanashati@___nyakio3h
Huwa nashinda nikisahau about this song...but I love that juu every time I hear it randomly it brings me so much joy
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JBT
@UtdJBT12h
United's lineup against Chelsea got leaked a day early ffs
Marian (@Marian20114931) profile pictureMarian@Marian20114931Apr 8
Cwel, dziwka, kurwa, małpa, cipa, śmieć, pedał, pedofil, gej, pizda, syn kurwy
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AURACOOL
@TWEETORACLE11h
Replying to @lovyPrimzy1
We don’t need to know the inner workings of your marriage. Respect your husband and your marriage by taking this off social media. That’s what you owe him as a respectful wife, cheers
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Jackie@JacklineMulwa113h
Kuwakumbusha 'Ebola' had to disappear for Bayern to come. Vipindi ni mingi.
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Some of the reasons why they don't celebrate Father's day 😂😂😂😂
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🚨 @AAGMcDonald announces indictments in a NATIONWIDE ‘Ghost Student’ fraud scam linked to Kenyan network ⬇️
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Nick Sortor
@nicksortorOct 29
🚨 BREAKING: The Trump DOJ uncovered a MULTIMILLION dollar student loan fraud scheme perpetrated in part by KENYANS in America These Kenyans were STEALING American identities, applying for student loans, then sending that money back to KENYA SEND THEM ALL BACK. We DO NOT need these people here. Multiple Kenyans have now been indicted by federal grand juries on SEVERAL federal charges, including theft of government money and aggravated identity theft. American victims — some of which never went to college — were victims of this scheme, had their identities stolen, and their credit absolutely WRECKED. These third worlders are absolute scumbags.
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The Nairobi Times
@TheNairobiTimez13h
A suspected phone snatcher reportedly lost his life in Mombasa after the phone’s owner slammed him to the ground following his capture by a pedestrian, as CCTV captured two suspects coordinating before the robbery.
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Linda Mwananchi
@LindaMwananchi_10h
Hizi moves ni mwecheche 🥱 #LindaMwananchiMovement #LMM
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Linda Mwananchi
@LindaMwananchi_12h
Linda Mwananchi Movement HQ #LindaMwananchiMovement #LMM
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JAMBAKA🦋 (@_WanjiruWeru) profile picture
JAMBAKA🦋@_WanjiruWeruMar 26
Replying to @Xdormain @will_Olwande @TheWeekndFan001
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Unalea mtoto vizuri; he's hitting all milestones vizuri, then at month 5 anapata 1 second-3 second convulsions, Unaenda kwa paediatrician you pay 3k; She says it's an emergency and you need to book a Neurologist for 4k, you do it. The Neurologist sends you to do an EEG-
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Another Kenyan@_MozillerOct 29
Hii safariiiiiiiii
Valar Dohaeris. (@Xdormain) profile pictureValar Dohaeris.@XdormainOct 29
Mpenzi weeeh, usinigeuzie. Moyo Wangu si machine ukiniwacha nitaumia
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Abruzzi Collins
@De_Colloh7Oct 29
Jamal musiala after meeting his long lost uncle musiala mudavadi in nairobi
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Mpenzi weeeh, usinigeuzie. Moyo Wangu si machine ukiniwacha nitaumia
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The other father/s should be men enough and look after their kids. Trying blackmail for me to cater for other men's children won't work.
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 28
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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FC Bayern München
@FCBayernOct 28
𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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AFC Ajax
@AFCAjaxOct 28
We’re proud to announce that we will face FC Bayern in the opening match of the new Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City in Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪
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