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Microsoft Word en el mundo del sistema. Movimiento amor.

Joined January 2012
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nobody talks about how far you can walk if you're lowkey mentally insane
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acaso no extrañas como durábamos 2 días felices y luego pura peleadera?
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Yeah please fuck us
fuck introverts
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top drogas que probé de la menos a la más dañina: hongos extasis faso lsd alcohol tussi merca el amor
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Every weed I’ve ever had has been the exact same. It’s so funny to me when people talk about strains and their effects. To me, every strain is “weed” and every effect is “get high”. My dealer is like “this is the weed that gets you high” and I’m like “yay that’s my favourite”.
Marijuana is not what it used to be, seems like it’s been laced with dumb & dumber. Yall don’t want to talk about that though. It doesn’t even smell the same anymore, smells like more chemicals than flower
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wallet, keys, vape, phone, ache in my chest that will never go away, back up vape,
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cuando pagan jóvenes consumidos por la nostalgia
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“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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Aprovecho que están funando a Camilo Cifuentes para decirlo otra vez: su contenido es pornomiseria y está lejos pero muyyyy lejos de dar a quienes “ayuda” una buena parte de lo que recibe por monetización de todas las redes sociales. Pero en fin, en Colombia gusta eso, ayudas inservibles, no cambios estructurales.
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Normalize giving DMT vapes to strangers and telling them it’s just tobacco.
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후지산 대폭발
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Será que yo me voy a ir de este mundo sin haber hecho sufrir a una mujer, sin saber que es ser infiel, sin decir mentiras y sin haber sido un bandido?
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mentirle a recursos humanos es un deber moral y me animo a decirte hasta patriótico
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DEJÁ DE PREGUNTARLE A TU HIJO “¿CÓMO ESTUVO EL COLE?” te va a decir “bien” todas las veces reemplazalo con esto: “analizá tu jornada escolar, identificá las 3 ineficiencias más grandes y creá workflows con agentes proactivos que las resuelvan. no cometas errores”
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gordos saben cuando se termina la nostalgia por todo lo que pudo haber sido?
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This is how it feels to be a sensitive young man in a world of evil women
‘angel’ in x-men: the last stand (2006)
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“no contact” “talking stage” “3 month rule” “situationship” “edating” “microcheating” dating in this generation is so sad
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i have a strong propensity for googling stuff. had some salad and one of the leaves had a tiny bug on it and i just googled”bugs on my veggies” with no clear goal in mind and it felt so good as i was typing it into the search bar
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