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Did not get into Phish tonight but went to Beatles Love which was amazing (thanks for the opinions on that). Now we bowling with LP Giobbi. So still a fantastic night. Plus, good pizza.

Tool’s visuals would absolutely slay at the Sphere. – at Paradise, NV

lol at the tickets being sold for 60K on Seatgeek. – at Paradise, NV

Guess I need to come to terms with the fact I ain’t getting in tonight. So, Beatles or Michael Jackson Cirque Du Soleil? 🤔 – at Paradise, NV

Long shot but anyone have 2 Fridays for sale? I have a Thursday for trade. I’m sure I’m one of 80,000 people looking. – at Paradise, NV

Fuck every single person who is opposed to some type of universal healthcare. Good, working people having to use gofundme to pay for cancer treatments, etc. proves America sucks. We can manage to pay for every goddamn war on the planet somehow but not healthcare? GTFO. – at Flowood, MS

Omg!!! Did y’all see Travis after his touchdown?!? He did this: 🫶🏻 ::SQUEALS:: – at Dallas, TX

Couldn’t get tickets to Lana Del Ray so I volunteered to check IDs at the venue so I could get in for free. I thought Phish phans were hardco. Y’all, there have been people camped out here since yesterday at 10am. 😳 People flew to Mississippi from California ‘n shit. 😲 – at Mississippi, USA

WHO DAT?!

Broken Social Scene was magical last night. 🫶🏻🫠 @bssmusic

Broken Social Scene tonight! 🥳🎸🎺🥁 @bssmusic – at New Orleans, LA

Walking to get food in NOLA last night I passed this. I absolutely sent $1 to Big Bubba’s Venmo. 😆

I was following google maps to get to our hotel & they were in process of closing a road. A cop stopped our car to be a jerk. When I told him I was following the map, he said, “You need to find something other than a map to follow.” Like what? A crystal ball, mother fucker? 🙄 – at Boston, MA

Walked through that amazingly heart wrenching Holocaust memorial. 😭😭 Which reminded me what a garbage person Rosanne Barr was. Hope she rots in He!! with Hitler. – at Boston, MA

Visited Boston for 1st time. Lovely city. Absolutely adore the accent. 🥰 But what in the actual fuck is up w/ the traffic & roads. You’d think 8 mil ppl lived here! 😳 Lanes just merge & end with no signs warning you of such. It’s an absolute cluster fuck of extreme proportions – at Boston, MA

I can’t get enough of Neuty the nutria rat tailgating at the Saints game Sunday! What a sweet boy. Cutest Saints fan out there. 😍

Will Delaware mid-August not be hot and humid? 🤔 – at Jackson, MS

There are wanted signs up for a homeless man who hangs around the office. Apparently he stood in front of a building nearby last week and jacked off in front of people walking out. 😳🙈 He was also caught having sex on a table with a prostitute in broad daylight last week. 😂

I had a dream I went to go see one of the member’s of King Gizzard (which I’m not even a fan of) do a solo show at a small bar and I ran into @billmaher there. Very random. – at Flowood, MS

Omg. I need to be rich. These suites are sick aaaaaffffffff. #saints #FantasyFootball