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i am not the love of your life i am the sudden shouting of crows when you enter a part of the forest you should not have and for just a moment it feels the same
hey do u have any stickers lying around that u are saving for a special occasion that never happens or do you stick them to something when you get them
I am a grown woman. I can admit that I do not know what first base is. I don't even know how many bases there are. I am so tired.
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that perfectly timed chomp reflex when you said "squirrel"
Dre: or are the squirrels hunting youuu~?
Bean: *slowly looks up* surely, you jest
if u came here for thirst traps but all u got was me singing to my cat i'm not sorry instagram.com/reel/Db8zxdKsj…
for the most part i carefully curate and rarely send the memes i send to my friends to one person but every once in awhile i see one and i get so excited i have to send it to everyone
bottomless mimosas at my house today (i don't have an unlimited supply or juice i'm just drinking cheap prosecco alone without any pants on)
it's time for witch craft and wytchwood live now
if you're reading my shirt i'm right and i should say it
live now on twitch
i am making a shark dress and idk if u guys know how hard it is to draw 8 fucking fins on a shark
but i can not be anatomically incorrect here
who designed these guys i'm pissed
i keep seeing dumb ass posts like "i've never regretted acting crazy only that i didn't act crazier" couldn't be me, act crazier so we can both regret






