𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐆𝐮𝐲 🇺🇲⚓

You just know some of then want this...

How much unbridled failure does it take for them to acknowledge that they suck?

DeSantis is telling it like it is with Tapper right now.

I can't believe that those rallies/critiques of male asses didn't make a difference...

A lot of people at work are a bit grumpy this morning... I wonder what happened.

Does this mean we aren't getting a ballroom?

Wow. My sources are telling me that everyone is full of shit.

I just got off the phone with my really, really, really conservative uncle. He was about to vote, but heard that Democrat turnout is so strong that he stayed home and called an escort service instead.

South Africa is pretty close to Madagascar. Ironic... Made a gas car...

DeSantis is going to run.

If you were an entity that evolved and advanced based entirely upon information compiled about the existence of mankind, from the very beginning to right now, how would you feel about mankind?

Trump says one of these guys is a radical jihadist and is his enemy. No. Not that guy. The guy with the coffee.

Just remember that they only hate each other in front of us. Behind the scenes, it's all *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*. The things they know about each other create a mutually assured destruction scenario that keeps them all in check. Do you really think that Lindsey Graham and Trump were buddies, or did each of them (or one of them) have the goods on the other?