The truth is, who burgles homes and why they do it remains a mystery. theyearisyesterday.com/2021/…

Price tags on fresh meat at the grocery store are out of control. The steaks have never been higher.

SoCalGas: “We don’t set market prices or profit from the 128% rate increase.” Also SoCalGas: “We plan to raise rates starting next year so we can increase revenues by over $4 billion.” Unconscionable. socalgas.com/regulatory/2024…

Did anyone see that ludicrous display last night?

Who the hell decided that having a little baby health bar in the corner of the screen is NOT immersive, but covering the whole screen with blood spatters, turning everything black-and-white, and replacing the audio with a loud heartbeat (in a 3rd-person game) IS immersive?

What is it with white supremacist fuckbois driving trucks with THICC thighs?

My daughter, who loves Wonder Pets and Dora the Explorer, would really love it if @askparamount fixed the glitch that first stretches 4:3 content to 16:9, THEN layers black bars over the left and right, cutting off 1/3 of the picture. (Those ovals should be circles.)

I never knew the GOP was so concerned about proper storage of government documents. I’m sure they’ll now throw all their weight behind investigating why Trump had 11,000 of them at his golf resort and not do something dumb like, idk, try to defund the FBI.

Fantastic advice.

Gym Jordan openly calling for mass firings and raising unemployment at a time of greater-than-ever wealth disparity is sure to win support from his working-class constituents. Great optics, Gym, keep it up.

Me to Elon Musk:

Me: Can we please watch anything other than Meowmi Family Show? My preschooler:

I see we’re getting an object lesson in why a certain person’s account was disabled in the first place.

Life hack: When you buy a picture frame, you can actually remove the pictures that came with it and put your own photos in there for a personalized touch to home decor.

Lower minimum voting age to 16. Old enough to steer a car, old enough to steer the country.

Gotta say, seeing Musk destroy Twitter in like a week is a brilliant illustration of how disastrous Republican policies would be for this country. (Or libertarian conservativism, if you'd rather.)

Before this past week on Twitter, I have never seen a leader so openly hostile and contemptuous toward the organization he’s supposedly leading. Except when the former guy was president.

Received a sudden, SHARP increase in spam emails getting past my filter over the past week. Anybody know if something's changed, legally/technologically speaking, or has something I created an account for recently been selling my info like hotcakes?