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I'd like to announce my new platform OnlyPans where you can still sell nudes but my face is automatically deepfaked onto everyone's content until you pay me to stop
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Cowboy advice for life #67: You can just about always stand more 'n you think you can
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Cowboy advice for life #54: When you get to where you're goin', the first thing to do is take care of the horse you rode in on
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do you wear boxers or briefs?
pfft.
REAL MEN WEAR their heart on their sleeve and are not afraid to express true emotion 😎👉👉
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my life will never be more important than the time i called wendys, pretended to be chinese and then randomly said baconator in the middle of jibberish to an innocent fast food worker.
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I’d rather listen to music that makes me feel good than music which is supposedly “technically better”
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Today's cowboy advice for life is this: If you're gonna go, go like hell. If your mind's not made up, don't use your spurs
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Today's cowboy advice for life is this: Tellin' a man to go to hell and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions
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just your daily reminder that you can compliment your friend’s appearances and not be romantically flirting ✨🥰✨
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Today's cowboy advice for life is this: Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey
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Today's cowboy advice for life is this: The length of a conversation don't tell nothin' about the size of the intellect
















