I believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do. | he/him | #RATified

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We all face moments when things feel overwhelming, and that’s okay. Remember, you are not alone.
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Your Holiness, they are 2-6.
The #Saints are formed by the Beatitudes: poor, meek, merciful, hungering and thirsting for justice, seeking peace. They are “filled with God” and incapable of remaining indifferent to the needs of their neighbour. They bear witness to paths of light that we too can trod.
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Thread by Chris Lewicki @interplanetary on why he - and I - voted for Harris. I agree with every word Chris says here (well, except for the spelling of 'lose' - sorry Chris ;-) )
Please don't tell me you voted for Donald Trump. I don't want you to loose my trust and respect. Here's why...
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if i scroll on here one more time, maybe, i'm confident, perhaps, i'll come across that new nugget of news that will tell me for sure who will win the election
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hardest line in real life
name THE hardest line in all of fiction.
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In honor of Nobel Prize Week, please enjoy my favorite tweet of all time
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ritual
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Peering out a Dragon Endeavor window that frames red and green aurora streaming by Dragon Freedom docked to the front of the International Space Station. When Crew-9 arrived I moved out of my crew quarters on the ISS to make room for @AstroHague. I now sleep in Dragon Endeavor while we wait to undock. We take most of our images from the cupola, but sleeping here has been amazing. This is the view out the window this evening . . . I miss my family and friends but we would have missed today’s insane aurora if we had undocked today. I watched the aurora with @astro_Pettit today from the cupola and on a later pass I watched it from Endeavor with @AstroHague. 0.8s, 14mm, f1.4, ISO 3200
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Throughout human history there have been great thinkers who dreamed about flying with the birds, of breaking the chains of gravity and seeing the world from above. And every day people shit on these dreams because they want to watch Madame Webb and close the window shade.
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there should be more companies that are 400 years old. it’s fun and makes you feel confident doing business with them
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blood is like food for vampires so imagine going to a club and you get sprayed with like melted cheese and bean dip
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why does woo always converge to "vibrations" as an explanation? it's weird how woo of all forms eventually arrives at roughly the same place
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it wasn’t easy for eric adams to take bribes from the turks, every time they would hold out the envelope and then pull it back, then twirl it around, then the envelope would be in his hand but empty, then it would disappear into a second envelope behind their ba
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some of you didn't see PEOPLE'S JOKER and it shows
Oh, y’all didnt tell #ThePenguin was an ALLY. #HBO
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Ok. That’s it. This is the funniest interaction on this website I’ve ever seen. Nothing can beat this, absolutely nothing.
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you called?
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years of lead poisoning
Replying to @PinstripeBungle
almost a decade I've spent stressposting about impending american years of lead and now we've got two assassination attempts on a presidential candidate within 90 days and neither of them make any fucking sense. don't think we're ready for how weird its gonna get.
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No matter what’s going on in your life there is a form of potato that will make it better
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