Replying to @bertkreischer
@bertkreischer saving the day ONCE AGAIN
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Mind you Lady Gaga was one (1) year into her career xitter.cf/gagadaily/status/17023…
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it helps me in life to tell myself girl you are not that special and neither are your problems.
People are people.
Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.
We are all in our own world, doing our own thing.
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2023 Schedule Release
You can’t write this stuff... or can you?
@Dream_Finders | #DUUUVAL
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• Indicted on criminal charges.
• Ordered to pay $5 million for sexual abuse/defamation.
• Ordered to pay a $25 million fraud settlement.
• Facing possible charges from Georgia and the DOJ.
• Impeached twice.
• And he’s the Republicans’ leading candidate for President.
This past weekend was full of family time and two new babies. Plus a 2yr old.
Looooots of baby talk.
Loooooots of, “Doesn’t this make you want to have kids?”
The answer is still no. It’s been no since I was like 13. 😒
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Think about this.
The average billionaire on the Forbes 400 list could spend $10,000 every single day for 274 years and still have billions of dollars left in the bank.
Don't you think that maybe, just maybe, these guys should be paying more in income tax than a teacher?
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i’m going to vanish and become an old boat captain and show up once every ten years to my friends social happenings just to let them know i haven’t died and i’ll nod at them once, finish my drink, and disappear into the night again. that’s my dream at least.
Very excited about @BigGigantic this Thursday. That sax just hit so difffffffferent 🤤 🎷














