Abominably baked. Living where Yetis definitely aren't supposed to. 👣🌵💨

Joined May 2008
Hit a dab and now I’m strongly yearning for someone I haven’t thought about in years. What the fuck
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strongly yearning? What the fuck
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“Flávio has given up,” an adviser to the Bolsonaro family told me. “He’s terrified. He is worried his father will die in jail, that he himself will be jailed this week and that he may have a long prison term ahead.” washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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Lmao Flavio Bolsonaro has been without Parliamentary immunity for all of 24 hours and he has so many criminal cases going into gear that the police is already asking he surrenders his passport to avoid him fleeing corruption charges
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I’m excused from voting because I’m in the US
Brazil has some very interesting election laws -People can vote as young as 16 -Voting is mandatory unless you are illiterate or over 70. Blank votes are permitted -Despite requiring everyone to vote they hold elections on a single Sunday -They banned corporate campaign donations & instead provided taxpayer funded airtime
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Brazil has some very interesting election laws -People can vote as young as 16 -Voting is mandatory unless you are illiterate or over 70. Blank votes are permitted -Despite requiring everyone to vote they hold elections on a single Sunday -They banned corporate campaign donations & instead provided taxpayer funded airtime
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Almost got T-boned by a school bus. What the fuck God why did you intervene? I’ve seen what you’ve done for others why not me?
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next president should redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe
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Just a friendly reminder: Minimum wage exists because they would pay you less if they could
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The Tamale Guy’s cooler is on display at the Chicago History Museum
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We had something similar happen after the bars one night except the bottom fell out like a cartoonish trap door fraternity brother broke every bone in his face and a girl broke both her legs
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I would be surprised if she actually went back to jail because $$$
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Unless I'm working in an ER, working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there's no reason I should be expected to "thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment." Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.
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Right wingers when the person who gets more votes wins
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why is breakfast in the USA centered so much around pork
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😭😭😭 11 years she waited
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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new braunfels is where they tried to run the kamala bus off the road and the police said they werent going to help
TEXAS POLITICS: Ken Paxton’s rally in New Braunfels was the work of a rogue BBQ restaurant worker, ownership says.
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