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Joined June 2021
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Jamal Murray was in COMPLETE DISBELIEF after Anthony Davis PRANKED him on ‘Foul Play’ with accusations of eating an ENDANGERED SPECIES “I thought it was a human.”
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En el programa de Anthony Davis llamado Foul Play la víctima de la última broma fue Jamal Murray. Se da en un restaurante donde un agente federal los acusa por comer especies en peligro de extinción. Jamal ya iba a llamar a su abogado. Estoy llorando. 😂
Favorites to win the NBA Finals, via Kalshi: 22% — Spurs 15% — Thunder 13% — Sixers 7% — Celtics, Knicks 6% — Rockets, T-Wolves 4% — Pistons, Lakers 3% — Blazers, Raptors 2% — Hawks, Cavs, Nuggets, Warriors 1% — Pacers, Heat
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NBA Week 2 but it's GTA
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That fear of fake drugs from the estate pharmacy is real and scary. You can help push back: upload original products on sabilabel.com so Nigerians can verify what's genuine. Small step, big help for all of us.
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I'M FUCKING SCREAMING
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Applications are now open for the Anthropic Residency, a paid, fixed-term research program for academics, technical founders, and staff-level engineers who want to make AI safe and beneficial for everyone. No ML background is required. Apply by November 22: alignment.anthropic.com/2026…
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🚨🚨🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Thibaut Courtois is OUT for El Clásico! ❌
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Coal Farmer vs Chelsea 10. 🧊
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Ochacho Iceking strikes again😂
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Chelsea fans trying to watch Champions League football at Stamford Bridge tonight.
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Chelsea fans watching the Champions League at Stamford Bridge this season
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This is the perfect explanation of that Gojo vs Sukuna fight 😭😭😭😂 OMDS
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Or put you for opolopo gbese
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
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Make person de drive road, make one idiot wey wan bypass traffic de run this rubbish🤣🤣
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Replying to @SamuelHeavens20
165 more assists while playing over 150 fewer games. Let that sink in. Now, Ronaldo has been playing professional football for 24 years and has registered 261 assists. That's an average of roughly 11 assists per year. At that rate, Ronaldo would need another 15 years of football just to match Messi's current assist tally, assuming Messi retired today and didn't add a single assist to his record. Imagine that! Ronaldo would have to keep playing football and maintaining his career average for another 15 years just to catch up, while Messi could retire, spend those 15 years playing golf, and still have the same number of assists.
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They didn’t do it for me😔
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You go almost die and your homeboys go dey cruise about am
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God I forgot how bad the confessional scenes in heroes in crisis are. King truly believes he was being deep in having the characters talk like this. But it’s just so grating in how hollow and superficial it all is in how “deep” it is.
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If u like strong face your home Is blessed 😂😂
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Robot no believe the weight of human punch😭😭
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