Girly ☁️

I obviously won’t get $600 for it but homeboy owes me much more than that tbh. I spent over $500 on drugș for the two of us and generously shared with his friends. Him and his friends drank all 4 unopened bottles of MY tequila. His dumbass brother took my new Air Force 1’s and left his old beat up ones and never came back to switch them out and that boy also took my 3 brand new Weeknd hats from me without asking. Also, fuck him and his stupid childish ass games, he’s so fucking manipulative. Fuck YOU, fuck your brother, and fuck this ugly ass watch.

This fuck ass boy left his watch at my house over a month ago and I knew it would’ve been a hassle to get it back to him so I never told him and he never asked…. I randomly remembered that I still had it and just found out the retail value is $600 dollars sooooooo I’m gonna do what needs to be done 👀

Who tf is reporting my backup account LMFAO

Where the fuck can I find someone to hire as a body double???? Like I have $4,000 dollars on the line and my executive dysfunction has never been higher and I’m on the verge of a breakdown and I’m becoming more su¡c¡dal by the hour!!!! I might just make a fucking ad on Facebook marketplace and pay someone $500 for 12 hours. IM GOING CRAZY PLEASE SEND HELL

I’m surprised my dad and stepmom aren’t pictured here 😭😭

woooo yay AWESOME 🫩🫩🥳🤩🫩🫩 sexually transmitted ringworm!!!!!!

All I’ve been doing lately is eating In n Out for basically every meal but my weight keeps going down 😭 who knew double doubles and animal fries would help weightloss lmfao

This was a mistake….. I’ve never made out with a dentist until I met him and dentists kiss weird but it’s because they know too much 👁️👁️

I’m watching SNL from last night and I’m so confused on The Strokes and this “music” being performed????? Who is their target audience and like do all of their songs sound like this omg????