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Come to bed 😘

Good morning, let’s dry hump

If Microsoft wants to take a shit with its trousers on, again, that’s fine by me; it’s only work emails. I’ll use my time wisely instead by liking your bulge, belly and boob pics.

Freezing cold outside. Best to stay inside and breed each other.

Spending my evening liking belly pics

Okay, this pic isn’t too bad 😏

3 women hit on me in a bar last night. I only know this because my friend told me that’s what they were doing. I may well have figured it out for myself, at some point in 2028.

I normally pay no attention to the number of bookmarks on my tweets, but it’s interesting what some of you sexy bastards save of mine…

A threesome but we’re all absolutely obsessed with each other 😮‍💨

None were good enough by the way

Where’s a little slut when you need one?

Today I’m even BUSIER and HORNIER

Bulges make me happy. They’re so pleasing and sexy.

I’m so busy and horny.

Oh, you thought your cage was coming off, just because it’s the last day of locktober? Aw, that’s cute.

Okay but I’m loving the bicep heart pics 💖

Oh yeah so it turns out my hands are size 2XL. Do with that information what you wish.