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Joined June 2009
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"Sometimes there's genuinely no beef at all. Some friendships just expire. There's no story."💡🤷🏽‍♀️
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And from a communications point of view, this kind of strategy is far more effective than ANC telling voters "we gave you grants. We gave you freedom." It wasn't just Gwede. A lot of them did it. I remember one Minister cornering a student at a tertiary institution telling him how he was there because of the ANC. It doesn't work. Especially when you know nothing about that student - maybe he has no money for food and transport; maybe he has debts, maybe his siblings sre also struggling. They are abrasive, tone-deaf and very often adopt a triumphalist tone. The ANC's generic messaging (grants, freedom) can never beat these directed, forensic case studies. But they will say "You just hate the ANC." They listen to cheerleaders and that's why they are here.
You don’t even need a massive budget just do your job! Service delivery! Your work must speak for itself. Helen’s campaign was super expensive because it was two pronged -Highlight the massive failures - Offer hope Campaign Admin staff salaries … Travel, accommodation, sustenance Plus the merch and prop hire to do all her stunts. Security too!
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Annihilation!!! 🤭🏉 #Springboks you beauty! 🇿🇦🫶🏽 #ITAvRSA #NationsChampionship
A brilliant start to the Nations Championship Northern Series in Italy 👏 #Springboks #ForeverGreenForeverGold
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Let's... 😎🏉
ICYMI: Today's team to take on Italy in Turin 💪 #Springboks #ForeverGreenForeverGold
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This too 📍
ANC needs to hire real communications strategists. Stop shooting from the hip. Retreat, consider your narrative going forward and prepare your notes, and sing with one voice. Right now you’re making things worse.
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No, man... 😭😭🤣🤣
i don't care how many times i've seen this, it gets me every single time. �
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says the gender that takes their dicks out in public to pee anywhere in the streets.
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Same father-son WhatsApp group.😩😭 #Succession: Logan x Connor Roy #MobLand: Conrad x Kevin Harrington
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He removed Mamdani's verification in efforts to shadow ban after that ratio. Imagine how he'd weaponise Starlink in South Africa when the govt doesn't do what he wants
It's morning again in America.
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Some cold hard facts about the various parties’ campaigns in Joburg. A dose of reality. Some fairness. Zille worked her tuchus off for that seat in Joburg. Her campaign started 18 months ago while the other “big” parties did very little and were nowhere to be seen. ActionSA started shortly after. And so did some other smaller parties. If winning is about who wants it the most. If winning is about who works the hardest. If winning is about who is willing to put in the miles, the hours, the blood, the sweat, the tears. It is not an if. It is just that. That is what it takes. If you want to win at anything in life you have to work hard, and in return, life rewards you with a victory well earned and well deserved. Zille deserves that seat and you don’t have to like her to recognise that. The residents of Joburg rewarded her with that seat, and you don’t have to like her to recognise that. There are no more guaranteed electoral victories. The political landscape has changed. In fact, it started changing 10 years ago - in 2026 - and those wise to the winds recognised that. Maqabane, it is a new day, and assuming voters will reward you because that’s what they have always done? Hard work wins the day. Good luck and Godspeed to one and all.
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He is just not taking his shoe off JD’s neck, and yessss to that! 😂🔥
El-Sayed: "I just pointed out the fact that constitutionally he's obligated to swear me in. And he did go to Ohio State University, which of course is a lesser university than the University of Michigan."
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1 year, 4 months and 28 days ago.
Helen Zille is considering running for Joburg mayor in 2026 apparently. Let me tell you now, if she does, she will win. And not by accident. Like it or not, she has a proven record of turning a city around. Just look at Cape Town. You can debate her politics all you want, but she gets things done. Joburg, as it stands, is crying out for that kind of leadership. (And Cape Town has the lowest unemployment rate of all major cities). If this happens, the ANC will lose Johannesburg for good. And when Joburg goes, so does Gauteng. People are tired. They want working traffic lights, clean streets, functioning municipalities, not endless excuses. Right now, everyone is complaining about what the ANC has done to the city. Zille offers a real, visible alternative. This might be uncomfortable for some to hear, but mark this tweet and save it. If I am wrong, I will say so. But I doubt I will be.
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So can Abdul El-Sayed 😉
So Jon Ossoff and James Talarico can both run for President in 2028 as both of their states have now elected Democratic governors, amazingly.
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And if the Dems don't build on this then...🤷🏽‍♀️ I wish the ANC can learn a thing or two here, 👇🏽 but phi ke.🙇🏽‍♀️
Talarico is 37 Ossoff is 39 Kiros is 29 El Sayed is 42 Forstag is 32 Andrews is 46 Rutinel is 31 Sand is 44 This is a new generation of Democrats.
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Noba ngubani?? 🫢😂😂😂
Sam is talented for this Mawethu therapist role, give my boy a story of his own! Noba ujola no Magaba ke😞 #InimbaMzansi
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He has that Obama elocution.
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I have never come across an article about this Mugabe kid that doesn’t involve some criminal activity or the other. 🥴
#BREAKING Bellarmine Chatunga Mugabe, the son of the late former president, is one of five men arrested today for allegedly assaulting an investigator from the Zimbabwe Anti-Corruption Commission during an operation to seize two vehicles allegedly smuggled from South Africa
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Alison Wood Brooks on the 10 questions that make people like you.
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I bet this is not the case in Mamelodi /Sosha though.🤞🏽🤷🏽‍♀️
Queues are full of yt people… where are our people guys? Once we opt to go later, we will end up not going. Let’s go out in our numbers please!
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"Some of you are greeting people with 'Viva!' and 'Amandla!' "Are you ward councillors? Do you hand out food parcels?" "No, General!" "Good. Because this is SAPS, not a municipality!" KZN Police Commissioner General Mkhwanazi said. And let me make this even clear: You are not a comrade." He locked eyes with the squad. "A criminal doesn't check your political membership before opening fire. If you want to sing struggle songs, join a choir😂. While you wear this uniform, your only political party is the Constitution! Now get in your vans and go to work!" The courtyard cleared in five seconds flat. 🫡🔥 #SAPS #Mkhwanazi #KZN #fypシ [copied]
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