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25 | he/him | Thought Provoker🤔 | Zelda

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Joined January 2017
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we need to bring back fuck a fan challenges
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they made this specifically for my gargantuan ass. thank you wendys
Wendy’s has launched its free RPG and it’s 15 hours long ‘WendyQuest’ rewards players with real food for beating bosses
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holy blue. maybe there’s hope for this country again
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Beanboozled got me fucked up why are my options bubblegum or uncle pussy
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my son just died in a roflcopter crash
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im a nipple sucker #nipplesucker
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do jeeps come preinstalled with all of the ducks or do all jeep owners have the collective brain of a five year old
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lowkey getting into this new kink where you stimulate me enough and then i cum #sex
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Tajin take your panties off im trynna lick the rim
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Freese i hope you die tragically GET HIM OFF THE FIELD BEFORE I KILL HIM MYSELF
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Well well well 😂
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it will only ever be the second best piece of media about chris hansen
Witness television history. PRIMETIME, a new film by Lance Oppenheim, starring Robert Pattinson. In theaters this Fall.
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Waffle House is the only thing that makes me happy to be American
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this part got me DYING😭
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im so serious we need to bring back the guillotine
Kevin O'Leary's massive data center was approved by a county commission in Utah last night. At 40,000 acres, it would be 2.5x the size of Manhattan. The commission approved the proposal despite opposition from hundreds of locals.
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“I’m not a rapist….I’m not a pedophile.” Norah O’Donnell torches him with: “Oh…Do you think he was referring to you?” He’s going to regret doing this interview.
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BREAKING: NYC MAYOR MAMDANI ON IRAN WAR: We are speaking about a war that has killed thousands of civilians. We are spending tens of billions of dollars to kill people. Money that could be making life easier for working people. The things we’re told are unrealistic would cost a fraction of this war. We always seem to have money for war, but not to feed the poor.
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Replaying Mother 3 but not sure I can connect with the setting. A bunch of fascist pig thugs ruled by a narcissistic manchild take over a society which is too spiritually poisoned by love of money to offer any meaningful resistance. I mean nothing like that could ever happen irl
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This is literally insane So many people showed up to oppose a $6 billion dollar data center in Missouri they had to use bleachers The whole crowd yells and chants they don’t want the data center Festus City Council voted to approve the data center anyway right in their faces
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🚨HOLY SMOKES: Trump spent weeks calling on Iranians to rise up and overthrow their government. They didn’t. Instead 8 million Americans rose up against his. In 3,000 cities. On the same day. The regime change he wanted happened in the wrong country’s streets. Iran’s Foreign Minister said the people being killed are dying because Trump wants to have fun. 8 million Americans said they’re not having fun. Philadelphia. Atlanta. Dallas. DC. San Francisco. New York. London. Tel Aviv. Scotland. San Diego. The uprising came home.
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gulp
I love Smash 4 but don’t let these CDK clips sway you. HE was moving like that WE were not 😭
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