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It is 2026 and my boyfriend has just admitted "I've never had cheese on toast before"

Snot producing levels of tears im so fucking happy and proud of him. ONE OF OUR OWN!!!!!!!

HARRRY YOU WOS SO BRAVE MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!;!! YOU DID IT!!!!!!!

Ryan Mason being there with Harry Kane just set me off. Our boys 😭

Don't know if i'll cry harder by Harry Kane winning or not winning tonight.

Lil Chinese fakeaway to polish off an excellent weekend. Well impressed with my homemade salt & chilli sauce and the Asda chicken is highly recommended

We were discussing who we most wanted to score today and both agreed it had to be Tel. To then score this absolute blinder makes it even better. What a LAD!

Sending Billie out in this vile storm to get the Bev's in for a celebration 🥳🥳🥳

TELEEEEEEEEETUBBY OH MY GODDDD

This is so fucking painfully stressful I feel violently sick

Karma for letting Palmer get away with it LET'S GO LADS!!!!!!!

I know this isn't important but what the fuck is going on with RDZs faux 6 pack coat?

Aww man Madison 😭

Having slept on it im even more confident that Wildwood is in my top 4 of the year. Without a doubt the most impressive work of art. Beyond beautiful with such a depth to the characters it's so hard to believe it's all stop motion. You have to go see it.

Did a double header of Ghosts and Wildwood and what a great pair. Don't know if ghosts would be that great if you didn't love the TV show but Wildwood is absolutely jawdroppingly awesome. Colin Meloy you will always have my heart.

Why do me as a cat owner get less sleep then friends with babies and toddlers. Why is he such a fucking cunt to me 😭😭😭

If I was directing Mr Bond there would be only one man for 007.