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genie: u have 3 wishes
me: i wish u couldnt count (heh. he wont know what comes before 3. infinite wishes)
genie: fuuuck uhhh idk i think you got like 1 wish left??
me: fuuuuuck i fucked it up im so dumb fuckkkkkk i wish i was dead
genie: okay
me (corpse on the ground):
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This is Hildegard. She doesn't blink during breakfast because she doesn't want to miss anything. Cowboy hat unrelated. 13/10
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Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven
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Neighbors wife said make yourself at home so I took some of their dog's tramadol
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i am always hungry no matter how much i eat. i fear this life may never satisfy me. some days i stare at my reflection in the trough and wonder where i went wrong.
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This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
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NEW ITEM AT COSTCO FOOD COURT!!! MINT SUNDAE THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
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I wanted some might guy decor for my room but I don’t have any so I made my own































