@ZeroCalJT

For what they did to you I will never lay to rest. @divorced_dadjt 🖤

 Your mom's house
Joined February 2018
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me waving off the bouncer after I find the guy that's been fast passing jelly roll on touch tunes
Ontario Reign
@ontarioreignFeb 1
A DOTY VS. HOWE CLASSIC‼️🥊💥
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what could possibly happen that would make anyone regret celebrating the downfall of h3? besides it being a prank. "enjoy it now" then what? put the fries in the bag bro.
Chit Talker🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸@RealChitTalker2h
Former H3 Employee and unemployed streamer AB @_Starkilla issues a dire warning to"All the people doing victory laps on twitter" he says "Enjoy it. Enjoy it now"
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I never told my neighbor about my car getting a citation. Today he approached me to say "it wasnt me who called the cops"
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Stores are phasing out baskets and its pissing me off
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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I'm parasocially pissed at Gelo Ball for being the only brother not to make it in the NBA.
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gaming peripherals have looped back to being extra unnecessary stuff that in practice is inconvenient
Pirat_Nation 🔴
@Pirat_Nation7h
Turtle Beach is putting a 2.25-inch touchscreen directly on the side of a gaming mouse. The MC7 lets you change DPI, switch profiles, trigger macros, launch apps and control OBS from the display, without opening extra software. It also features a 30,000 DPI sensor, 8K polling, wireless/Bluetooth/wired connectivity and dual hot-swappable batteries. The MC7 costs $159.99
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Remaining fat to prove to everyone that I’m a good guy
🌠@whylster_Oct 26
tom segura and ethan klein nuked their marriages right after losing a ton of weight, what is this phenomenon called?
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how do people pace themselves eating/drinking. not even from a binge eating standpoint but from a I finish a sandwich in a 1 second and don't know how to not do that.
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my aunt once hit a deer with her truck. the deer rolled over the car into the bed of the truck so she kept driving.
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if I ever get a dash cam I'm gonna have a "did not stop at a stop sign" and "did not signal" folder
Danny@uhhDanny20h
The elephant never forgets
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I can just punch myself in the stomach for free. same results
IGN
@IGN7h
Today only, you can get a $100 PlayStation Store gift card for just $85 – and then use it to buy the Ultimate Edition of Grand Theft Auto 6 for PS5. bit.ly/4sqwyVL
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the rich gotta die lowkey
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@hlggprst15h
ASAP Rocky shared a text on his Instagram Story showing Rihanna picking a girl for him and giving him the go-ahead to spend the night with her in a hotel. “Pick the one at the top. Looks like she can handle it.”
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"can I have change for $100?" Sure, how would you like it? "Well, I just need change so..." Well, that doesn't answer my question. You're getting only pennies.
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anyone defending Atrioc is just self reporting. Atrioc isn't even defending HIMSELF. you all have demons in your closet you want to justify.
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Me @ my wife 😞
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if bbno$ was legit he'd collab with Lil Nas X ASAP
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my parents would take me to some nursing homes. which as nice as it is for the residents to see. going from room to room as a kid and seeing dying sick and unfortunately gross and stinky people was less nice.
mojave bug 🎰🌵@R0B0TRANCHER21h
By far the most humiliating method of American trick or treating has got to be the shit my parents made me do as a kid: drive between each house and get in and out of the car at every stop while every other kid in town walked normally
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I liked biking to garage sales as kid. once bought a mini trampoline and had to walk that and my bike back home. the sellers offered to hold it and let my parents come pick it up but I wanted it home my way. it was incredibly awkward and slow trek back home
Bria Sandford@blsandfordOct 26
Just watched a guy with a huge flat screen tv in his arms staggering down the block until he came to an old pushcart a "free" sign sitting on the curb. He put the tv down, raised his hands in the air, said, "thank God," loaded the tv on the cart, and went his way.
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watched a guy do a brazen last second 3 lane change to then turn right instead of left. then saw him u-turn and pull up to the light. realized he did all of that to avoid waiting for the next light. almost impressed.
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having a mustache and dressing like Earl Hickey increases these odds 100x
zafira 🍉@estrogenadonisOct 26
being white means another white person you don’t even know will be completely comfortable saying some racist shit to you if you talk to them for more than 5 minutes
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