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Joined October 2009
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What the fuck are the rules of football these days been watching it since I was 1 it’s cuckoo up to ras it’s like algebra
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SERIES WIN! #BlueJays50 FINAL: Blue Jays 4, Angels 2
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In Varland we trust! For the love of God, let’s put the Jeff Hoffman experience to rest. #BlueJays50
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How to Alienate Your Customers: A Masterclass from @HelloFreshCA - Hook them in with an offer - Make it extremely difficult, borderline impossible, to cancel - Miss deliveries without explanation - Spam your ex-customer and call them every day
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Can’t believe Elon and Trump broke up during Pride month
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This made my day! 🤣🤣🤣
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I’ve been to a number of airports, including ones where the roof falls off, but man! @TorontoPearson has gotta be the worst, hands down! The people who work there think they’re doing the world a favour judging by the way they speak to travellers. Smh.
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@TorontoPearson one of your employees is speaking rudely to travellers who are queuing up at Gate E71. Would be great if you could instruct them to keep their sass in check. Our ticket price pays their salaries, they’re not doing us any favours.
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Don’t know what took Apple Mail so long to categorize emails. But better late than never!
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Breaking: Apple just announced new customisations to the Home Screen that Android had 5 years ago. #wwdc2024 #apple
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Dear @Uber__Canada Please don’t price-gouge us Torontonians if the TTC goes on strike tomorrow. Thanks!
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Celebrating all the women in our team on #InternationalWomensDay From the factory to the race track, we strive constantly to #InspireInclusion ❤
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Strickland is taking it! #UFC293
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Hey @TTChelps why is the heater on in the subway trains? Are you fans of Katy Perry?
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I’ve faced more power outages in Canada in the last 10 months than the 10 years I’ve lived in Bombay. That’s saying something. @TorontoHydro
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And apparently this is still a thing.
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So. We all know that @TimHortons coffee sucks. But what you probably didn’t know, is that if they owe you a refund, you’ll never see that money. Been waiting on them to refund $60 since the start of this month.
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The replies to this tweet by some jingoistic folk is downright hilarious!
𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 Cost of Construction - 2989 Crores Maintenance Cost initial 15 Years - 657 Crores Yearly Maintenance Cost - 43.8/44 Crores Revenue Generated - 82 Crores (in the initial times when the craze is high) Net Revenue for the Year - 38 Crores Years it will take to recover the basic cost - 78-80 Years How very prudent of the intellectuals running our nation which feeds 80 Crore citizens with free 5 kg ration to have invested such an amount on the extraveganza. Goes on to prove how very learned & intelligent people govern us. #HindenburgReport #stockmarketcrash #SwatiMaliwal #Karma #StatueOfUnity #Modi #Intellects
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