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Joined December 2012
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Think about it... Laquon Treadwell = WR1 in IND
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Ranking of the greatest mathematicians of all time: 1. 🇮🇳 Srinivasa Ramanujan 2. 🇨🇭 Leonhard Euler 3. 🇩🇪 Carl Friedrich Gauss 4. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Isaac Newton 5. 🇬🇷 Archimedes 6. 🇬🇷 Euclid 7. 🇩🇪 Gottfried W. Leibniz 8. 🇬🇷 Pythagoras 9. 🇮🇳 Aryabhata 10. 🇩🇪 Bernhard Riemann Source: thetoptens
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The proposed state of Megasota
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Based on current models, standings and odds, the Bills and Vikings top Super Bowl reach probabilities among these teams. Removed.
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Perfect time for this video...
😳 Christa Pike: Doctor who oversaw failed execution botched prior lethal injection. Read more: tmz.com/2026/10/01/christa-p…
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PFF charted Dallas Turner with 11 pressures, 2 sacks, 2 QB hits, 7 hurries, and 4 run stops yesterday... and gave him a 48.8 grade. What are we even doing here?
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For the second straight week, the Eagles ruled out pass rusher Jonathan Greenard due to his pec injury.
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Sports Hitler is hot on the Vikings @cylinen
I'm starting to think the Minnesota Vikings are going to win that division.
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I'm starting to think the Minnesota Vikings are going to win that division.
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The #Vikings have claimed G Trevor Keegan and C Nick Samac off waivers. WR Dillon Bell and QB Max Brosmer have been waived. 📰: mnvkn.gs/46x9E4K
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Toy Story 5 looks like it’ll be the last one …
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The guy who was drunk sounded sober and the guy who was sober sounded drunk. And it was perfect.
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Every time I hear a Dave Matthews song it reminds me how much better my life is when I’m not hearing a Dave Matthews song.
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Stone Temple Pilots don’t get enough love. Yeah, I said it. They never have, frankly.
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Another big punter deal: Former Vikings punter Ryan Wright is signing a four-year, $14 million deal that includes $8 million guaranteed with the Saints, per source.
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We didn’t need him.
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Changes everything
We have made the following trade with the Colorado Rockies:
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Former #Vikings that will be in the Super Bowl for the Patriots vs Seahawks: Seahawks: * QB Sam Darnold * RB Cam Akers (P.S) * LB Chazz Surratt (I.R) * CB Shaq Griffin (P.S) Patriots: * WR Stefon Diggs * C Garrett Bradbury * QB Josh Dobbs * OT Vederian Lowe * DT Khyiris Tonga
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can't believe that episode of "The Office" when Jim Halpert choreographed this entire Venezuela situation
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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