I love fun video games and I love movies and my friends and thinking about all the cool things we could get up do. Would really like to do something so lovely and warm that I’m forced to write a short poem about it, a picnic with pretty faces and sweets to share but I’m sick rn.
Getting home from the theyfab orgy stumbling over myself trying to explain to my wife why theres a grocery list sharpied onto my asscheeks.
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They need to invent a cooking oil that doesn’t spatter and piss all over my stove when I try to cook with it
I am twitter . not Elon.. NOT JACK BLACK.. NE Me8 😳😳 Lick that up u spilled apple cider binegar all over




