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Wrestling fan. Haunted house lover. Featured in the Emmy Award-winning documentary Feeding The Beast: 25 Years Of Statesville Haunted Prison.

Buckeye, AZ
Joined June 2009
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HELLLLOOOOOO TEL AVIV!
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LIGHTS OUT. @NICKIMINAJ
girl hush and make sure that porch light is OFF by 5:00 PM
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Of course my most listened to podcast in September was Insight with @ChrisVanVliet!
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Just realized I never posted this here! I was recently invited out to shoot at @FearHellsGate for my YouTube channel! In this video you'll see the full actor transformation, warmups, and the full HellsGate 2026 show, including the brand new Clown Carousel! Link in next tweet! – at Buckeye, AZ
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I can’t stop laughing 🤣😂😂🤣
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In the 1997 film “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” Austin, a sex obsessed ladies man, spends the entire film trying and failing to seduce his work partner. When she finally wants to fuck him, he declines because she is drunk. How do you get beat by Austin Powers?
"The View" host Sunny Hostin stands up for accused Cornell gang rape defendants. 🎥: ABC
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Just an FYI: PAC is pronounced PACK, not pock. It’s from a nickname his Dad gave him when he was just a boy. Six Pack Ben Satterley I get it- 2Pac, X-Pac. People have been saying it that way for years. That’s fine. Some will continue to say ‘Pock’ & that’s fine too!
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Oh no. No no no no no no no. What a tremendous talent and even finer human being. My most profound condolences to all who knew him. A truly terrible loss!
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🌹 ☮️🤠💩hausen 🌹 retweeted
hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽
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Ayo @TeamYouTube Studio app on Android is down. Down Detector showing 800 reports that your site is down? – at Buckeye, AZ
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I will now be slandering Ed Sheeran
No Ed Sheeran slander is ever tolerated fr
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I was there that night. It was a truly incredible show. Equally as incredible was the following morning at the hotel, getting to meet and give some pets to your goodest boy. All of my love and condolences to you and the family @CodyRhodes @TheBrandiRhodes ❤️ – at Buckeye, AZ
First walk, Last walk You did your job. Love you ♥️
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A memorial park bench in Brookings, Oregon,at Chetco Point Park honors WWE Hall of Famer Scott Hall Famously known as Razor Ramon, engraved with his iconic Hall of Fame quote: "Bad times don't last, but bad guys do." The bench was just placed a few weeks ago by his Ex Wife.
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"Every lunch lady I ever met loved Moon River. Once they found my name out, I had to sing it when I was a kid." There will never be another Andy Williams like him. ♥️
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Congratulations to Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and the entire South Park team on their Emmy win for Outstanding Animated Program!
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Hey @CircleKStores! Care to explain why I spotted the contractor washing the concrete in front of your Buckeye, Arizona store on Watson Rd. wearing a shirt that says "no gay retarded shit formed against me shall prosper"? – at Buckeye, AZ
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🚨WOW!!! A foster mom caring for THREE special-needs kids couldn't afford the parts to fix her van's broken AC. So a total stranger bought the parts himself, fixed it for free, and had it running before she got there. When she reached in and felt cold air for the first time… she broke down crying. ❤️ The strangers name is Michael Kuba. And that story? It's just one of thousands. About 11 years ago, Michael's own van AC died and the car shop quoted him almost $4,000. He had 3 little kids crying in the back seat in the Arizona heat… and no way to pay it. So he did the only thing he could do. He bought some tools. Watched YouTube. And through pure trial and error, he taught himself to fix it. Then he had a thought: how many other families are stuck in this exact spot? That was the birth of The Junkie Garage, a nonprofit in Glendale, Arizona. The rules are almost unbelievable. No income checks. No paperwork. No questions about your money or your past. You bring the parts. Y ou donate whatever you can afford for the labor. That's it. "I don't ask you for your income. I don't ask you who you are, where you came from, or anything like that. I just wanna help people get their cars working right." An AC job that runs $2,000 to $4,000 at a normal shop? His average customer pays less than $300, donations included. ...but Michael doesn't do it alone. His son Matthew has been right there beside him, wrench in hand, since he was EIGHT years old. He's a teenager now, and he's still there every week, fixing cars for strangers in his community. "It's an amazing bonding experience, and it gives me an opportunity most kids don't get." A dad teaching his boy how to fix an alternator… and how to be a man. Michael puts it like this: "You haven't lived until you've done something for someone that can never repay you." He's got dreams of a bigger shop, more volunteers, more cars, more families kept on the road to work and school and church. "If you have the ability to help people, just do it." GOD BLESS Michael and Matthew Kuba. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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