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Joined June 2011
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Speaking with God like I’m speaking to a close friend.
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Gathering people for your birthday feels like humiliation ritual
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Snickers ama Mars si kitu inafaa kupita 70 bab
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Anyway yesterday was her birthday
My grandma is sick and this time I hope she finally dies 😒
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comme ça que j’regarde un type qui il me plaît.
that head-to-toe scan 😭
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Replying to @Sheisnya
your birthday dress was ugly
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I drive with one high heel on. Sometimes.
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Texting men first feels very unnatural to me and I don’t like it. I said I. I, not you, before you come to argue with me.
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Muislamu kavaa msalaba mkristo kavaa kanzu manina.😅😅😅😄
🚨Davido & his wife land in Tanzania, as Diamond Platnumz pulls up with his convoy to welcome them in style! 🇹🇿 🤩
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They are sacking Michael Carrick in installments.
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JUST NOW: Joe Biden breaks down in tears as he surprises his son Hunter Biden in Dublin, who is receiving a student award at Trinity College. Hunter was awarded the Gold Medal for Outstanding Contribution for Public Discourse. Love this!
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I NEVER KNEW this huge circular cake at Charlene Ruto's wedding carried such a HEAVY meaning 😳 I thought it was just for show. Just a big cake for photos. Until I learnt this... That cake was NOT a normal cake. It was a giant ring, with a hollow centre — and Charlene and her husband Isaya stood INSIDE it. And every part had meaning: 1. The Ring A circle has no end. No beginning, no end. Meaning their love is supposed to never break. Forever. 2. Standing Inside It They didn't stand outside to cut it like everyone else. They stood in the MIDDLE. Meaning: _We are the centre of this marriage._ 3. The Fruits They Poured Grapes, berries... they poured them themselves. That's an abundance ritual. Meaning: a fruitful union, good fortune, and a family that will grow and thrive. 4. The Powdered Sugar They sprinkled sugar around it. Meaning: a marriage full of sweetness, harmony and joy. So it was not just cake. It was prayer. It was blessing. It was prophecy. Ring = Forever love Fruits = Abundance Sugar = Sweetness Now I can't unsee it. That cake was preaching! Did you know this too, or are you just learning like me? 👀
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Calm TF down is crazy
Madam Governor, @susankihika baada ya kutwambia we calm tf down, mbona umedelete hizi tweets kamum?
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Today is Singles Day.
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how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass
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Why are 90% of the tweets on my For You Page about that GIF nonsense? 🫩🙄
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Ladies, wababa mnatafuta wako car wash 2pm. Kileleshwa Supershine. You’re welcome.
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11/11/11/11
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Tried the "money always comes back" gimmick now my salary remains 2k for the rest of November
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