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#WarpTwt Semi-serious rp acc | Former W Corp Employee | They/Them (Muse and mun) | Unaffiliated with PM | Violence/Suggestive warning (16+ Rec)

The City
Joined February 2026
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📌 “I suppose a reintroduction is in order… I’m August, and I don’t work here. I’ve been chosen to be ‘Captain of Disciplinary’ despite that by some… friends, so don’t mind the title too much.”
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//I’ll get to in character posting soon, don’t want this whole account to be ooc after unarchiving it 🫨
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//Dude do you not realize how bad this can go? A server ran like that will eventually have some issues
//I don't really care as long as they don't overdo it.
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//Hopefully you have a separate channel for that kinda stuff considering there are minors in your server
//i love inviting perverts into my server for no legitimate reason.
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//@DMCxPMbendzrt You need to age lock the suggestive channel properly, people without the 18+ role can still access it
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//Actually you shouldn’t even have that kinda stuff in your server you’re 16 dude what the hell are you doing
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
//happy birthday lobster…
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//Only in pmtwt do you have people talking about some “Ragebait Qualifiers”
I DID IT! I MADE IT TO THE RAGEBAIT QUALIFIERS! THE RAGEBAIT IT WORKED!! I GOT BLOCKED!!! WOOO
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
Hey y’all! Guess whose creator managed to get through a successful surgery! I’m pretty damn surprised by how quick it went, but I know the mun ain’t complaining! //Surgery was successful! (And fast wtf) also just wanted an excuse to use lei cain again, prob gonna nap now 😴
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
[Solo?] I was only Level IV back then! A l-lot more shy too... Not that I'm not anymore, but... [Magda notices the familiar figure, she doesn't know if she should feel joy of seeing them again even if it's in a picture... Or sadness of seeing them again only in a picture.] +
Replying to @AgentCrossandra
//@MagdaNugget [🐴] {It’s a photo of you all happy and everything! You can even see some friends in the background, Crossie probably found this somewhere in the halls. There’s someone familiar in the background… the hair, the glasses…}
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//Yao Ming almost cried when he saw the current state of abnotwt
Replying to @bluestaragent
Cuz why not //I'm doing it for shits and giggle
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//White people be like “yeah my muse made slurs for distortions and aberrations”
Why are we making slurs towards distortions and aberrations let's just be all friends we don't need more evil words like that Please
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//Am I the only one that finds that weird along with the “I’m very racist towards distortions and abnos” and “Cause we as true abnos are superior”
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
E-Eating clerks s-sucks! Agents too! C-Cannibalism as a-a whole s-sucks! It's b-better to eat normal human food like a n-normal human being and n-not a caveman! *Why the fuck is Yarn saying this? Oh. Wait.* *Lena is sitting on the floor a few meters away, laughing her ass off*
🤝 Paid partnership
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
//just a heads up May have to get spinal surgery really soon, so posts and replies might slow -.-
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
{ " 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 . . . 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. " } [ Pinned PLEASE READ!!! ] [ Agent Info ] [ CW / DNI ] [ Misc. ]
I’ll hang his head over my bed. Only then can I get up in the morning without having a nightmare.
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(Open Int: Body Horror Warning) [Their dorm room is open] I should’ve expected this… I thought it was taking too long to reappear. [They’re staring into the mirror, eyepatch removed, staring directly at themself]
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Pseudo-Captain of Disciplinary | August retweeted
[Relations Team? - Small Open Int - TW: A few amounts of blood!] *Rina isn't here today to attend you, the only thing you could find when entering the Department was a trail of blood that leads somewhere else* *Follow the trail? Or look for more clues around Relations?*
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