@_ADB1_
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Joined July 2009
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β€œ on the bus” absolutely flatterned me 🀣🀣🀣🀣
πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Tom - Investor Β£3.84
@2147millOct 26
To anyone that thinks immigrants are the problem, watch this. We are so cooked πŸ˜‚
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Lad πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½
Ballon d'Or
@ballondor20h
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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This city is ours is top top tv πŸ‘πŸ½
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Dread to think how much protein powder Lincoln city go through. Some proper big cunts on that team
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Sky presenter addressing him as Don 🀣 nothing wrong with Andrew man
MIGHTY SE DØNS
@sedonsfcOct 16
SE Dons on @SkySportsNews The Europa League Dream is Alive πŸ—£οΈπŸΉ
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A princess rolling round with the bags your mum use to take to the laundrette back in the day 🀣
SilencedSirs◼️
@SilentlySirsOct 15
πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ a UAE princess was found slumped on a London street after cocaine use while her 3-year-old wandered alone.
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Where’s that geezer that gives sturge abuse on here I wanna follow him
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I’ll be so real I’m a plumber and my basin taps been dripping for the longest
SπŸ’•@rexs_maOct 10
Do you reckon Michelin star chefs ever just cba cooking tea and throw fish fingers and chips in the oven?
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Don’t normally watch these but I like dapper . He fully just got robbed there
knighty
@_lknightyOct 10
THEY ROBBED DAPPER LAUGHS THAT WAS HORRIBLE @DAZNBoxing nah im upset lol who was scoring them cards.
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RIP Surrey Queys man
π‘«π’šπ’π’‚π’ π‘ͺ𝒖(𝑹)π’•π’Šπ’” πŸ”°@DylanCurtis1902Oct 4
The 92 but it’s based on the closest Odeon to each ground #internationalbreak
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🚨Mothers of the UK: STOP ARRANGING KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTIES FOR 14:00 - 16:00 ON A SATURDAY!! 🀬 Kind regards All Dad’s everywhere.
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Feel like office etiquette isn’t spoken about enough. Warming up boiled eggs and eating them at your desk is never ok
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Bail 🀣 biggest terrorist plot in years they said
BBC Breaking News
@BBCBreakingSep 28
Five men arrested near RAF Fairford to be released on bail, head of UK counter-terror police says bbc.in/4yue09h

RAF Fairford incident involves 'foreign actor', says Marco Rubio, as some evacuated residents...

The secretary of state, who did not provide further details, was speaking to US media after five men arrested on suspicion of terror offences were released on bail.

bbc.co.uk
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We are not a serious country 🀣
JS ✈️ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§@steerwithmyrearSep 27
On a road leading to RAF Fairford last night.
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You wouldn’t know but they’d be signs
Sky News
@SkyNewsSep 25
BREAKING: One lucky UK ticket-holder has won the Β£111m Euromillions jackpot. @jonathansamuels is on his way to check his numbers πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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But yet Dixkhead burnham more worried about having a pint at the football. We need to riot
LBC
@LBCSep 25
UK diesel prices set to hit all-time high as some pumps already pass Β£2 per litre lbc.co.uk/article/uk-diesel-…

UK diesel prices set to hit all-time high as some pumps already pass Β£2 per litre | LBC

The price of diesel in the UK is set to hit a new all-time high as a result of the war in Iran.

lbc.co.uk
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For the foreseeable if you see me on a lime bike mind your business . My car is last resort going forward Β£2 a ltr is a joke
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LV πŸ‰@xlv49xSep 24
how do people sit in the middle lane of a motorway with cars overtaking them either side and think yeh sound i'll stay here
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Jamal@jamalthetenthSep 21
🚨JUST SEEN SOMEONE GET OFF THE TUBE IN PIMLICO🚨
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That Zonjy is proper special ain’t he
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