Like I give Adam

Cats

I haven't tweeted in ages. Sorry Xed, sorry I was right the first time, tweeted, but I just wanted to say that I've somehow sold 3 books this week. One to a random American who decided they needed a book that no one has ever heard of written by some guy from Prenton.

I'm back to repost this Bye.

I'm leaving this Musk bastardisation of twitter for a while, I just can't handle seeing another racist scumbag waving a flag anymore. I'm done

Rudy's pizza chain selling a football style shirts even though they're not a football club - good idea Reform party corp doing the same exact thing - bad idea This highlights the importance of not being a total bunch of horrible, muck spreading pricks

I've decided that October and November (September already is) are going to be late summer this year and every year going forward Thanks

They're filming batman near that court building that looks like it was made out of giant bourbon biscuits for some reason

Why don't the makers of twiglets just go one extra step further and cover them in crack because they are already lethal when it comes to how addictive they are it won't make any noticeable difference

It's crazy that there's a new Harry Potter starting, considering that I only ever got through film 1 of the original series and thought that's enough and never bothered with the rest

Film recommendation of the day is the Limey RIP Mr Stamp