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Me after sending “Good morning, beautiful” and seeing “Who is this?”
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This reminds me of one woman that was eating sharwama beside me a long time ago. She deadass opened it up, cut a piece of the wrap, used it to scoop the filling and dunked it in her mouth like it was semi and efo😭😭.
So funny 😭😂
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Na iPhone XR & 11 users Dey cause this El Niño….
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Imagine reporting a 3 years old boy to the police just because he played ball more than his age mates. Oyibo people madness no be to enter bush sha
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JESUS CHRIST!😳 who knows elon musk??? please tag him! what the fuck did i do??😭😭 banned keh??💔 what did i even do to deserve this?😭😭😔
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B/W thread?🧵 let’s gooo🤍🖤
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POV: When I already used all my fake laughs but the person still keeps talking.
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The iPhone Duo is the biggest flop from Apple ever
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You visit a restaurant and the door opens by itself 😂😂
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Sorry guys.. I’ve got a quick exam this morning Will be back in few hrs😔
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Goodnight guys, I’ve tried tonight. We go again tmao🥱💤❗️
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I will used this 4.3m followers to say goodnight and sweet dreams.. I will never snooze on you ❣️🙏❣️
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Plain tees just have a different kind of elegance. Very classy. ❤️‍🔥
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Na “Amen” I just dey comment since morning. 😭 Elon need to ban this word abeg.
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*Android no be phone until you mistakenly fall my own 💔🤧😂*
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I'm back what have i missed
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Another 365 years around the sun. 🥹🎂🤍✨ God, where do I even begin? Thank You for the gift of life, for how far You have brought me, for the battles You fought for me silently, and for the countless blessings I sometimes forget to acknowledge. Thank You for keeping me, protecting me, and giving me another beautiful opportunity to experience life. 🥹❤️🙏🏽 Looking back, I may not have everything figured out yet, but one thing I know for sure is that God's grace has been sufficient. Through every season, every lesson, every disappointment, and every little victory, He has remained faithful. And today, I get to celebrate another year of becoming the woman I have always prayed to be. 🤍🦋 As I step into this new age, my prayer is that God blesses me beyond my imagination. May this year bring genuine happiness, peace of mind, good health, financial blessings, beautiful opportunities, answered prayers, and love that feels real. May I experience the kind of goodness that makes me look back and say, “God, You really came through for me.” 🥹✨ Here's to growth, beautiful memories, softer days, unexpected blessings, and dreams turning into reality. May this new chapter be everything my heart has been quietly praying for and even more. Happy birthday to me. 🥂🎀❤️ Another year older, another year wiser, and another year to witness God's goodness. My heart is full, and all I can say is, Thank You, Lord, for the gift of another year. 🥹🙏🏽🤍
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The end of 77k🥹🥹😭😭. Lowkey I go miss this money. Double allawee plus my bicycle allowance collected ✅✅ Thank you Mr President 😁
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Maybe not today maybe not tomorrow, i just know the right man will find me.
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When you tell someone your job and they say it’s better than staying at home
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