Lucrezia Borgia (parody)

Crezias creation. ..The short version I only stop running once I am deep amongst the trees, I slid tl.gd/n_1squ6i5 via @_AngelofTorment

Christmas 1839 that is...

*jangles keys*

Am running away with Almighty again fam Try not to die while I'm gone okloveyoubye

You should know better by now

*sends into the void*

Mine and @DamonAlmighty conversations almost exclusively involve cake, cocktails and/or murder...that is why we have tolerated other for so long

*leaves outside @DomusAutemBovis door for reasons*

I could sellotape said brother to a lamppost if it helps sister

*meercrezias* i smell a brother

*has delivered to @DomusAutemBovis * Happy birthday bro Love you more than Unicorns X sis x

*dramatic sigh* My hand is empty...

Or to steal the Mona Lisa... *coughs*

Miracles never cease

Drunk Almighty is most amusing yes And usually nude I know nothing about the cards...👀

Might have been easier to go to the bar... Credit cards smells funky now too...I'll have to use Lijahs instead now

Wait...only a $20? Damn I overpaid ... I was swiping Niks credit card

*throws dollar bills at nude friend* Shake it baby

*yells at drunk Damon* Take your clothes off

I'm gonna take that knife and that bowl and stick them where the sun don't shine...caused us way more touble than they are worth!!!