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A sprinkle of Fintech, A dash of FI, A squeeze of Tech, A piecemeal of boujee

Joined February 2012
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The hurry is the enemy of perfection
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Bottoms up! Thank you Georgia! First female and black Governor
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Texas flipped blue
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She told me it would be a small family wedding in the sitting room. Then Belle Naija covered it, it was a full-blown wedding, and I only found out online. But God is faithful. They’re divorced now.
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You don’t see people in Abuja, Eko Atlantic, VGC, Banana or Magodo Phase 2, fighting to bury their dead in the house/compound. It is always those living at the boundary of lagos and other “mobolorunduro” areas of lagos or other states😂
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Saw a documentary about the great bank heist of Buenos Aires last night. These group of guys planned the perfect heist. Got away with about $20m. The police had no leads. Guess how they got caught. One of the guys cheated on his wife so she ratted them all out. Hell hath no fury!
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The fact that I don’t have first class ticket money, poor church rat much 😂🤡
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Wetin my eye don see for this company in just 4months, I may swear for them and quit, cos one of us must bow
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This TIA’s husband is funny to me, you cant be looking like that, with your barely there hair and be joining dating app, while 100% married.
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So nee idibia no marry idibia reach 2years😂😂
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To add, we have Ki or pi in Yoruba. So adding p after k is actually low iq behaviour or limited language capability. However Nigerian languages are going extinct, so most don’t know or care to spell or speak it properly.
The K-pification of Yoruba words. “Kpẹlẹ” “Kpanla” What the hell do they mean? It’s pẹ̀lẹ́, not “kpẹlẹ.” It’s pàǹlá, not “kpanla.” Not every Yoruba word that begins with p needs an extra k slapped in front of it.
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And this is why I say they post your kids to danger zone, then they shouldn’t go/defer. No ani ani 🙂‍↔️
“We negotiated from ₦50M to ₦5M for my son, but the kidnappers refused, demanded ₦15M, we later settled for ₦6M, they asked to change it to dollars. So we flew the money from Ibadan to Imo State, before they released him.” - Mother of one NYSC victim
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Valued at what?? What ?? How ? When, where ? Wow!
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It is actually an Agbaya behaviour to take a dig at the younger generation unprovoked/ at every slight turn🙂
This should be Yoruba anthem! Composed and sang by Chief Hubert Ogunde troop in 1960! What an Anthem. Many Gen Z will think it is witches song. Thank you Our Nollywood actors for bringing this to bear
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and we’re a luxury airline
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The fact that someone with no entertainment value was being pushed to win an entertainment show! as per usual sentiments. Gambit spices we thank you oh!
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Oluwadara, Oludara, Oluwashindara and the likes… same joe minor differences🤷🏼‍♀️
Deeply dislike this genre of Yoruba names, they annoy me as much as Anglicised Yoruba names (yes, I’m talking about Tiaraoluwa). Another example, Ibukunoluwalonmunilalaifilalasi. Looks ridiculous, sounds crazy, doesn’t mean more than the average name it’s derived from.
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It is only when it comes to financial responsibility, that modern day traditional men don’t want to practice “head”, or absolutism😂🤷🏼‍♀️.
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Yeah just turned off predictive text, stop predicting the wrong registers or adjective to me, in the name of helping.
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On an average 55-60% of local flights get delayed, what are you guys really doing as an “authority”?
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My undoing is I overshare once I trust or like you. Learning to do better 😊
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