Joined July 2022
Quit giving this mf a platform ffs
“But there is ONE person who stole the show…” 🐐 💐 #StreetFighter x @CodyRhodes • #QB1🍦
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I mean whenever someone does try subtlety, all y'all seem to be able to do is bitch and moan about things being unexplained or not making any sense, or you'll just deny it outright In this era of media illiteracy I can understand the decision to beat you over the head with it
I REALLY love seeing shows with unorthodox and experimental artstyles, characters, and stories, but that immediately gets completely ruined by writing with the subtlety of an anvil to the head. They could’ve written a clever allegory or metaphor but instead its just this- 😭
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A big issue with Undertale for me is a lack of likable characters in the cast. Most of them are FINE, but it’d probably be better if there was a gorilla? He could be super smart and be from the surface, with a short range toggle tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop
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This cracker again 🤢
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Mind you both Bleach and Naruto/Boruto are animated by the SAME STUDIO But by all means, y'all keep shooting each other 🥂
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Y'all aren't getting PAID for this shit anymore FUCK OFF ALREADY
What is the main reason Tsunade chose to use her byakugo seal to maintain her youthful appearance, and why can’t she just let her body age normally?
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'Course I got blocked, my truth is undeniable lol Takahashi did NOTHING wrong
I knew this was gonna be some bullshit that would be misdirected at Takahashi simply because it's Takahashi I can't take half of y'all mfs seriously
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You know damn well that was not what the post was doing. I have been very particular about my words and behaviour as to not target the dead, because I actually believe that is a standard worth upholding. You disingenuous prick.
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Kuroto, his dad and Kiriya were all brought back as Bugsters Which leaves Emu, Hiro and Taiga as the only humans left
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Azure Storm retweeted
OMG KAMEN RIDER RID FINISHER IS JUST A JOKE ABOUT CATS LOVING TO MOVE ALL AROUND AND PLAYING WITH LASER POINTERS I LOVE IT
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The Gol D. Roger of sex offenders, jfc
Nigga said I’m lying like you have to take pictures since 2003 cuz you a sexual offender…
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I mean...
"Succubi has a History of engaging in NSFW Stuff" Is a wildly tame way of saying they seduce and fuck men to death while draining their life force through their cum. Next you'll tell me vampires don't have to drink blood or Mimics don't have to "mimic" anything.
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1) The game tells you early on that you can shoot some walls and ceilings to break them 2) There are enemies conveniently placed in the area you need to shoot to clear a path, so even if you FORGOT you could break the ceiling, you still have an incentive to shoot at it
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This is the exact opposite of bad design Rather, you're just too slow for Metroid
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You know all of his reincarnates felt that one
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Close enough Welcome back Kamen Rider Shin #MetroidRavenous #仮面ライダーシン
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Feels like I ought to have gotten Spellbound from reading this lmao
性爱小技巧:舔穴教程 从女生躺下、双腿自然分开开始。你跪在她两腿之间,先别急着埋头。用手掌从大腿内侧慢慢往上推,拇指在腹股沟轻轻按两下,让她知道你要开始了。用鼻尖或嘴唇先蹭过阴唇外侧,不碰阴蒂,只呼吸。 第一阶段:外围预热(30–60秒) 用舌面从会阴往上,整片阴唇外侧来回舔两遍,速度慢,压力中等。左右大阴唇用嘴唇含住轻轻吮一下,再放开。小阴唇用舌尖沿着边缘描,像在描一条湿润的线。这一步目的不是直接给高潮,是让整个区域充血、变敏感。她开始扭腰或用手按你的头,就可以进入下一阶段。 第二阶段:阴蒂外围画圈(最容易翻车的地方) 阴蒂不要一开始就又快又狠。先用舌面盖住整个阴蒂包皮区域,左右缓慢移动,像用舌头给它做热敷。然后改用舌尖,在包皮外围画很小的圆,一圈顺时针、一圈逆时针,圈越画越小。每画三四圈,用嘴唇把阴蒂连同包皮轻轻含住,吮一下就松开,再继续画。
她如果突然夹腿或发出短促的声音,说明已经对了,保持这个节奏,不要突然加速。 第三阶段:阴蒂直攻 + 节奏变化 把包皮轻轻上推(用拇指或舌尖),露出阴蒂头。用舌尖点、舔、绕三种动作交替: 点:短促轻点顶部 舔:从下往上扫过 绕:绕着阴蒂头画极小的圈 每做8–10下,改成整片舌面贴上去左右摩擦两下,给她一个“面积感”的缓冲,然后再回到舌尖。速度可以慢慢加快,但力度始终由轻到中,观察她大腿内侧是否发抖、腰是否往上送。 第四阶段:内外同时(杀招组合) 一只手的中指或食指蘸女生自己的水润滑,从阴道口缓慢进入,指腹朝上找G点(通常在入口内约4–6厘米、朝肚脐方向的海绵状区域)。手指在里面做“过来”的弯曲动作,同时舌头继续在阴蒂上保持刚才找到的节奏。
进阶版:手指在里面缓慢画圈或做“勾”,舌头在外面同步画反向的小圈。内外节奏错开一点,她会更难适应,也更容易失控。 第五阶段:她快到的时候怎么收 感觉她呼吸变乱、大腿内侧肌肉持续收紧、阴蒂变硬变敏感时,有两种选择: 1加速收尾:舌头改成快速、小幅度的左右扫或点,手指在G点上加快“过来”的频率,但幅度变小。保持到她高潮,高潮过程中不要立刻停,继续轻舔阴蒂外围帮她把余波延长。 2折磨版(对应你前面说的女上那种“慢杀”思路):她马上要到的瞬间,舌头改成极慢、极贴的整面摩擦,手指几乎停在G点上只做轻微按压。她会自己把腰送上来求你快点。再突然恢复快速,通常会直接过线。 高潮后阴蒂会非常敏感,立刻改成用嘴唇含住整个区域轻轻吮、或改舔大阴唇和大腿内侧,给她30–60秒不应期缓冲,再决定要不要第二轮。 实用注意 牙齿绝对不能碰到阴蒂。 舌头保持湿润,中途可以抬头咽一口或用手指把润滑带上来。 她说“慢一点”“轻一点”立刻照做,说“就这样”就锁定当前动作不要加戏。 她高潮后阴道还在一收一放时,你把舌头或手指停在里面感受那个节奏,再轻轻跟上,体感会特别强。 建议15–20分钟:前3分钟预热、中间8分钟主攻、后面留反应和收尾。 按这个节奏做,比单纯“狂舔阴蒂”有效得多。
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Niggas really believe strategies in the show just disappeared as the jutsus got bigger Couldn't be more wrong
One of the most tragic things about Naruto characters turning into dbz characters is that we will never again see cool strategies and weapons like this introduced.
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It's like y'all skimmed over all the dialogue in the show (which goes out of the way to spell everything OUT for you) and just watched the action But then 10 years later y'all wanna say there's nothing but powerscaling Absolute LARP
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